The following advertisement has appeared toward the front of the Horde’s April issue of Dancing Draenei, a popular and… er… prestigious magazine for… um… refined… gentlemen.
Need that perfect look for that special evenin’?
Parched for some good, hard beverages?
Searchin’ for that unique gadget or potion to make everythin’ better in life?
Perhaps ya just enjoy havin’ a good time?
I don’t care what your reason is but you absolutely must attend the…
Mormel & Rhazin’s Boutique & Bar™
Noblegarden Sale Spectacular!!!
Nyah! That’s right! After a very successful grand openin’ the Boutique an’ Bar, the only place where ya can buy both the best drinks an’ dresses in one convenient location, is expandin’! Our enterprise has moved beyond the boundaries of the Bilgewater Cartel and has been gainin’ ground within the Steamwheedle Cartel.
We’ll be hostin’ this amazing’ sale event at:
Ratchet in the Northern Barrens.
When does this wondrous miracle occur?
Friday, April 25th at 7:00 pm (Pacific Standard Time)
Thanks to the generosity of Gazlowe we’ll have full access to the tavern for the evenin’ while the Boutique an’ Bar itself will be settin’ up shop only two doors down from it.
Now this isn’t no ordinary sale event but a Noblegarden sale event! Ya can expect to find all sorts of Noblegarden themed dresses, drinks, gadgets, an’ potions! A few of our eggceptional specials include:
-Buy two pairs of smexy Noblegarden themed lingerie an’ get half of the third pair for free. You get to choose which half.
-Buy one of Rhazin’s amazin’ Noblegarden themed gadgets and you’ll get a free potion ta help ya find those pesky eggs. Note: The Boutique an’ Bar is not liable for any chronic side effects these potions might cause.
-And much, much more!
We’ll also be stockin’ more red bean rice cake dresses ‘cause they were such a hot item last time!
Oh an’ as always Swizelle the Stupendous will be present to dazzle all patrons with her amazin’ magical show! It’s worth comin’ for her performance alone!
So there ya have it folks! You’d have to be a leper gnome not to want to swing on by Ratchet on the 25th for these incredible savings!
PS: Don’t forget to ask Rhazin ‘bout his egg makin’ machine!
Edited by Mormel on 4/6/2014 10:48 AM PDT
