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The following advertisement pamphlet has recently been attached to the collars of domestic cats all over Azeroth. It not only includes the following blurb but also several pictures of three goblins which can be viewed here:

http://community.cenarion-circle.org/galleries/243-mormel/album?albumid=19

Want ta make your mirror swoon every time ya look into it?
Needin‘ something‘ a bit stronger than mead ta get through the day?
Lookin‘ for that perfect robotic companion ya don‘t need ta clean up after?
Or are ya just wantin‘ some good company?

Any reason is a good reason to attend the…

Mormel & Rhazin’s Boutique & Bar™
Burnination Sale Spectacular!!!

Nyah! That’s right! The Boutique an’ Bar is the only place where ya can buy the best drinks, dresses an’ gadgets in one convenient location! However, with the end of this month bein‘ the Fire Festival we‘re goin‘ ta hold our next event at steamy, humid:

Booty Bay at the Market House in the Cape of Stranglethorn.

Sunday, June 29th at 7:00 pm (Pacific Standard Time)

The Market House is located in the north side of town just east of where the ship docks.

Come an’ be amazed by our incredible line of smexy fire themed dresses, many of which are guaranteed ta be highly combustible or 3.541% of your money back! Furthermore, we’ll be stockin’ appropriately fire themed engineered doohickey an’ buyin’ one will apply a discount to a dress of your choosin’ along with a free round of cold ones! These deals are on fire!

As always we’ll be sellin’ more red bean rice cake dresses along with other panda land food clothin‘ ‘cause they never go outta fashion! Expect ta see the very talented Swizelle the Stupendous in attendance to dazzle all patrons with her incredible magic show. It’s worth comin’ for her performance alone!

There also may or may not be erotic zombie dancers.

So there ya have it folks! You’d have to be a snow yeti not to want to come by Booty Bay on the 29th for these deals!

PS: I’m no longer sufferin’ from a memory loss coma thingy.

[The Boutique & Bar is a cross realm zone Horde RP event hosted every month by myself, Rhazin, and Swizelle. It is designed to be a fun, friendly and accessible event for those who want to attend and mingle with fellow Horde RPers from not only your home realm but other RP realms as well. Bear in mind that the Boutique & Bar is not sponsored by a guild but, rather, by a collection of quirky goblins so we are especially open to seeing new faces.]

[Because we have attendees from multiple realms all transactions at the store will be handled in-character via RP rather than directly trading items for gold (since you can not trade to people from other servers). If you have any questions about the event then feel free to ask me either in game or post a reply in this thread.]

[Note: Be aware that we use Cenarion Circle server time (ie pacific standard time) for all of our scheduling. Thus 7pm would be 8pm mountain time, 9pm central time, and 10pm eastern time.]

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Tonight is the night! Remember that a percentage of all the proceeds will go towards the B.A.C.O.N. (Boars Are Creatures Of Nature) foundation!