The following advertisement pamphlet has been deposited in port towns all over Azeroth by parrots... in some cases violently.
Need that extra bit of grit ta woo that special someone?
Wantin' some drink that'll knock ya out for a week?
Pinin' for a gadget ta make all your cares go away?
Or are ya just lookin' ta hang out with the gang?
Any reason is a good reason to attend the…
Mormel & Rhazin’s Boutique & Bar™
Piratin' Sale Spectacular!!!
Nyah! That’s right! The Boutique an’ Bar is the only place where ya can buy the best drinks, dresses an’ gadgets in one convenient location! After a short hiatus we are back in action in time ta celebrate Pirate Day. This upcomin' sale will take place at our new headquarters:
Booty Bay at the Deep South Tannery
Friday, September 19th at 7:00 pm (Server Time)
Deep South Tannery is located in the eastern part of Booty Bay near the Tailor, Leather, an' Alchemy shops.
Come an’ be amazed by our incredible line of smexy pirate themed dresses an' outfits, all of which are guaranteed ta give ya the authentic South Seas 'xperience. We'll also be stockin’ pirate themed engineered doohickeys along with certified pirate props! It's a captain's booty for sure!
As always we’ll be sellin' more red bean rice cake dresses along with other panda land food clothin‘ ‘cause they never go outta fashion! Expect ta see the very talented Swizelle the Stupendous in attendance to dazzle all patrons with her incredible magic show. It’s worth comin’ for her performance alone!
So there ya have it folks! You’d have ta be a land lubber not ta come by Booty Bay on the 19th for these deals!
PS: We are not liable for losses, damages, or injuries caused by rabid parrots.
