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It is that time of year again, folks! The 10th Annual No Horseman's Horse For Abominus Extravaganza! gnomes will gaze in witless, slack jawed awe at the Maggot Lord's fruitless endeavours. Witness Forsaken women swoon as they watch the matchless maggoty muscles of Abominus fail to get a simple bridle around a dead, burning steed. See Kaldorei snicker as they watch the seething rage flow, literally in this case. It only happens once a year, daily!

Tickets on sale at your local Grim Maw Clan Bar and Gnome Grill.

*grabs popcorn*

*steals popcorn*

*sets popcorn on fire, leaving you with...burnt popcorn*

*sifts through burnt popcorn for seeds, plants, builds campfire...waits*

**To Abominus in a really bad Rob Schneider impersonation**

You can do it! You can get that horse!

" .... The Reckoning Has Come! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

"What isss it ssscreaming about again, yesss?"

"Just hit it, fool of a Forsaken!" screamed the Blood Elf mage.

"Ah, yesss, the battle, yesss"

A bunch of screeching, clashing, vicious neighing, and delicious pumpkin pie later...

"Ssstill no sssteed, yesss! AAAIIIEEE!!!"

*flailwail*

"AAAIIIEEE!!!"

*clutched in shaking, maggoty claws, Abominus eyesockets in disbelief the object he holds in his claws. The Horseman's Bridle! After 10 long, fruitless years of heart-space aching failure, it is finally his!

*flailcelebrations occur, even though the last ditch attempt by the Horseman to prevent the steed falling into Abominus' hands ended up in melting the flesh from the Maggot Lord's bones.*

"It isss oursss, yesss! 10 long yearsss, yesss! AAAIIIEEE!!!"

Abominus celebrated by crashing a Pia event and shearing two worgen. Then, he spent 3 hours at the Da Docta's clinic having cursed Night Elf flesh and a gnome face reapplied to his skelington>

Business as usual, really.

** Thanks to Oxinhoof for the hug before the attempt. Thanks to the non-RPers in our group who MF'd us after we won it, we mocked them from our new, shiny steed. Thanks to all the well wishers, this year and the 9 past, for encouraging us on our 10 year quest! **

Congrats Abom :) Glad to hear you finally managed to get that thing.

'bout damn time!

Congratulations Abom, you're a league all your own. Put it to good use!

So does this mean there won't be another post like this next year?

SOMEONE STEAL THE STEED FROM HIM!

Shut it, tree, or I'll chop you down. Or worse, I'll have Abominus sic his maggots on you and turn you into a Plaguelands tree.

10/31/2014 08:17 AMPosted by Ketiron

Shut it, tree, or I'll chop you down. Or worse, I'll have Abominus sic his maggots on you and turn you into a Plaguelands tree.

Fine - that was my Halloween costume anyway!

/cheer