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11/05/2014 10:14 PMPosted by Noikona

I think Caileanmor should take another walk from Booty Bay to Stormwind again.

Only if it's a moonlit stroll sugar. *wink*

11/08/2014 10:33 PMPosted by Rakeri

He's the King's Prosecutor. His job is to PUT "criminals" in prison.

Well that's even worse. He is just a patsy for the corrupt Stormwind government and used to further oppress the kingdom's exploited citizens.

11/08/2014 09:25 PMPosted by Noikona

Something tells me he isn't on my side. Suppose I could always bribe him.

Bribing has worked well for me in the past. ;3

11/09/2014 06:27 AMPosted by Mormel

Well that's even worse. He is just a patsy for the corrupt Stormwind government and used to further oppress the kingdom's exploited citizens.

Well, for being a green bundle of unstable chemicals, we at least agree on something!

But dat salary doe.

Die monster. You don't belong in this world!

11/09/2014 03:16 PMPosted by Foravin

But dat salary doe.

Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!

I deal in souls every day.

Trust me, I don't want anything to do with the soul of a lawyer.

11/10/2014 11:46 AMPosted by Tyvian

I deal in souls every day.

Trust me, I don't want anything to do with the soul of a lawyer.

I thought all lawyers sold their souls to the devil so they could pass the bar exam.

I sold mine to the devil, but won it back in court; kept the money too.

11/10/2014 02:19 PMPosted by Foravin

I sold mine to the devil, but won it back in court; kept the money too.

Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Oh Mormie, there's no need to get so worked up. I mean, it's not like he's a gnome in addition to being a lawyer. Then it'd be understandable.

That reminds me, I had a boyfriend who was a lawyer once. He liked to have everythin' in writin' and signed and notarized and everythin'. Oh, and he liked his fine print too, why one time I signed a form and didn't notice the printing on the edge and.... (the story rambles on and on, becoming more lurid and hedonistic by the sentence, and far too graphic to convey on the forums)

11/11/2014 04:12 PMPosted by Ditzlewixx

Oh Mormie, there's no need to get so worked up. I mean, it's not like he's a gnome in addition to being a lawyer. Then it'd be understandable.

And just what is that supposed to mean, stump-fingers?

11/11/2014 04:12 PMPosted by Ditzlewixx

Oh Mormie, there's no need to get so worked up. I mean, it's not like he's a gnome in addition to being a lawyer. Then it'd be understandable.

You're right Ditzy. He just a human lawyer and, therefore, not worth quoting Symphony of the Night at. Still... a gnomish lawyer... the mere thought makes me nauseous.

11/11/2014 04:12 PMPosted by Ditzlewixx

Oh Mormie, there's no need to get so worked up. I mean, it's not like he's a gnome in addition to being a lawyer. Then it'd be understandable.

Okay that was funny.

11/11/2014 06:01 PMPosted by Rakeri

And just what is that supposed to mean, stump-fingers?

Let's not mention fingers.

11/12/2014 06:49 AMPosted by Noikona

Let's not mention fingers.

*Holds up fingers*
Why not? I like mine. They come in handy.
I've been collecting them for some time.

*Stuffs the fingers into his bag*

That's a nice collection of gnomes fingers ya have there. Any interest in buyin' some gnome effigies ta go alon' with 'em?