Somewhere far below the humble abbey of Northshire through a veritable maze of twisting turning corridors an old gnome sat deep within the Conclave Archives.
He leaned backward in his seat, a comfortable gnome-sized padded seat thoughtfully procured by Matron Stoneheardt, with his feet resting on an ottoman. He leisurely leafed through a sizeable tome in his lap. A long stem pipe clenched in his teeth puffing the occasional wispy clouds of fragrant weed he found agreeably soothing. Atop the high padded backrest perched his mechanical companion and longtime friend Sims. The metallic squirrels' eyes were lit brightly, casting a suitable light over the old gnome's shoulder for him to read by.
"...Shadowmoon..." he mumbled to no one in particular. He did so again for the third time as he read aloud.
"Shadowmoon." He stroked his long white beard. "Curious. I wonder what sort of link they hold with..."
Kicking the ottoman away the old gnome slid from his seat and lugged the large tome a short distance to a table across the room. There he pulled several other books of varying thicknesses and size from various piles. Each he opened, flipping the pages as a fan to find a specific passage.
"Cult of Forgotten Shadow." He read one aloud. Pulling another to him and fanning its pages he read.
"Shadow Magics." Flipping further he mumbled aloud again as he read. "Void Magics."
Shuffling to another pile he pulled free a smaller, thinner, book and flipped to a previously marked page. "Voodoo."
There had to be a connection there he wasn't seeing. "It's like its on the tip of my mental tongue."
Sims beeped and chirped.
"Well, I suppose you can say it like that. I rather prefer my own euphemism, thank you Sims." He turned back to his mechanical friend, leaning heavily on the table for support.
"Sims. Do you think that you could..." He paused as Sims' lighted eyes blinded him. He raised a hand to shield them. "Thank you Sims, you can turn off those lamps." The bright eyes dimmed.
Sims chirped.
"Yes, as I was asking, could you do some research for me? I need you to cross reference the various interlinked historical archives."
Sims beeped a low and rather insulting tone.
"Well of course I know you can do it!" The old gnome snapped back.
Sims beeped and chirped reprovingly.
"Yes, yes. That is what I meant." He grumbled with a scowl.
Sims beeped and chirped in a way denoting sarcasm.
"Pish-posh." The old gnome fluttered his hands. "I've no idea what you're getting on about." The mechanical squirrel rolled over on its side and turned its head away from the gnome.
Sims produced a series of low wheezing beeps.
"Oh! Alright!" The old gnome huffed, folding his arms angrily. Disingenuously he smiled and grumbled through gritted teeth.
"Would you, please, do me this favor?"
Lazily, as if disinterested, Sims whined a few tones as an answer. The old gnome huffed his frustration. His bushy white eyebrows scrunching to downward in a glare.
"Because it would take you minutes or hours what would otherwise take me days." He lifted a hand and idly picked at the dirt beneath a nail. "Provided of course the information is there."
Sims agreed in a series of beeps and tones.
Relief washed over the old gnome as his features softened. "Thank you Sims." The mechanical squirrel stood and slowly scampered down the back of the soft padded seat, beeping, whining, and whistling variating tones.
"I know this sort of work taxes your systems." The old gnome said sympathetically. He pushed himself off the table he leaned against and strolled back to his padded seat. "How do you think I feel?"
Sims began to answer with a beep when the gnome cut him off. "Don't answer that. Just get back to me when you've completed your research." As his mechanical companion casually strolled around the corner out of sight the old gnome plopped down into his comfortable seat.
"These old eyes need a rest."
Leaning backward he interlaced his fingers across his chest. In moments he was snoring.