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A spokesperson for the “Anytime, Anywhere Messenger Service” (the AAMS) announced today that they could be officially changing their iconic look and company uniform.

“It turns out that there was a mistake in our books,” said Derscha Kettlebomb, AAMS CEO. “Apparently our manual had said ‘blue and black’ all along, and there was some sort of misunderstanding. Quite an embarrassment for our company, I assure you. We took immediate action to correct the error and use the original logo.”

The newly reinstated look has already gone live, with various members of the community noting the couriers’ new attire several days ago. However, the change had gone equally unnoticed by many.

“What do you mean, ‘blue and black’?” asked one Forsaken woman, adjusting a crooked eyeball. “That courier still looks the same to me.”

The AAMS is welcoming feedback about the change; please address all comments to the Uniform Feedback Committee at the Exodar Offices.

Via the Press League

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((Okay, I couldn't help myself. I'm sorry. :P ))

((I oughta slap you.))

I need a courier.

Don't expect them back.

Just keep sending them. Don't worry about the details.

((Blue and black huh? I think I can help out with that.))

*grabs nail bat*

*Adds Mormel to her list of 'people to avoid'.*

Oh, wait.

She's already on it.

Bralox on list?

I swear it was gold and white when I first saw it..then it was black and blue...

*brain explodes*

Just wear nothing!!!

02/28/2015 08:27 PMPosted by Clottia

I swear it was gold and white when I first saw it..then it was black and blue...

*brain explodes*

Just wear nothing!!!

That's a horrifying thought.

*devours everything equally*

*giggles*

Just wear nothing!!!

That's a horrifying thought.

The only thing more horrifying is that Mormel didn't come up with it first...

03/02/2015 02:47 AMPosted by Irilin

...

That's a horrifying thought.

The only thing more horrifying is that Mormel didn't come up with it first...

*shudders* Fair point...

03/02/2015 02:57 AMPosted by Ketiron

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The only thing more horrifying is that Mormel didn't come up with it first...

*shudders* Fair point...

I've trained Clottia well.

*wipes tear from eye*

*snorts and curtsies*

Ah Thenk Ewe.

*Chases after the Empress*

Oh, God, she's still involved. *tries to kill it with fire*

03/02/2015 10:55 AMPosted by Clottia

*snorts and curtsies*

Ah Thenk Ewe.

*Chases after the Empress*

Nyah!

*glomps her "King"*

*AHEM**
Darlin', I wrote that damn handbook, AND I CAN ASSURE YOU, "White 'an Gold" weren't no damn "misprint".
You wanna change the company uniform, that're yer business, I ain't been in the biz for years now, and I got no issue with that (well, except that 'black and blue' is both cliched and unfortunate). But yer trade is in integrity and reliability, so it might not be the smartest move to be spreadin lies when the former CEO an' COMPANY FOUNDER is still reading yer inter office memos and marketing releases.
It ain't right.
Just sayin.

Hugs an' Omelettes
Archturkey Plainswander
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(( <3 you, Plains ))

((Heh. Back at ya. I'm just funnin'. It's all good ))

..."Archturkey"?