This secret has been tearing me up inside for years, now. Every day is like another ripped scab, and I must admit the truth.
I am, in fact, a muskrat. I eat various kinds of seeds and fruits, live near water, and steal wifi from a nearby Starbucks. I have not been active lately because they changed the wifi password, and seeing as muskrats cannot read, it took me a while to figure out the new password.
I'm sorry if this comes as a shock to you, but I need you all to accept me as I am.
I am, in fact, a muskrat. I eat various kinds of seeds and fruits, live near water, and steal wifi from a nearby Starbucks. I have not been active lately because they changed the wifi password, and seeing as muskrats cannot read, it took me a while to figure out the new password.
I'm sorry if this comes as a shock to you, but I need you all to accept me as I am.
