07/03/2015 09:13 AMPosted by
Orwyn WANTED:
Arlston Cross
(a sketch of his face and profile follow)
For Assault and Murder
Reward: 12,000 gold for information leading to his arrest and conviction.
He should be considered armed and dangerous. Report sightings of him to the Stormwind Watch immediately
The grizzled old dwarf read the notice that had come across his desk along with the stack of other bits of mail, orders, statements, reports, and files upon files. Mentally pushing the rest aside, he looked over the notice again, very carefully. Two thick fingers smoothed down his equally thick white mustache as he pondered.
"Sadwhistle!" Odin barked in his nearly trademarked gruff-graveled tone. A rather morose gnome peeked his head into the office space. "Yes sir?" He asked lethargically. His S's whistling slightly as she spoke.
"Send'a coorier from the guard over tae the Stormwind Watch."
"Yes sir." The gnome practically groaned, as if the thought was just too much pressure to bare.
"What is he taking?"
"No' taking. Bringing back. I need'm tae gather infermation on this suspect, Arlston Cross. Wha'ever details on the case tha' they can spare'me as well." His meaty hand reached for his half-filled mug of stout as he read over the notice again. This matter interested him greatly for more than a few reasons.
"Yes sir. I've got it." The gnome paused. "Where is he going, again?"
Odin sighed, holding his composure. "Stormwind Watch. I need tha' infermation as soon as possible. Scratch tha'. As soon as yesterday."
The lethargic gnome bobbed his head. "Yes sir. I got it. Uh..." He paused again. "Where is the Stormwind Watch located, again?"
Odin's mug practically slipped from his grasp. He can't be serious. The grizzled old dwarf inhaled deeply for composure. "In. Stormwind City." He stated through gritted teeth.
The gnome bobbed his head again, slower this time. "Oh. Okay. I got ya." He paused. "Uh..."
"OH FER CRYIN' OUT LOUD!" Odin exploded. He thoughtlessly tossed his mug of lager to one side, the notice to the other as stood abruptly to his feet. Grabbing up his forest green mountaineer's cloak, Odin stormed out of the office. "I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT ME SELF!"
Dobrick Sadwhistle stood beside the office door and watched pathetically as his boss, Commander Odin Whitebeard, stormed down the stone stairway and out the front door of their post offices in Ironforge.
"Oh. Okay." He said lethargically to himself. "I'll just... clean that up... I guess."