World of Warcraft®

**Redone SO CERTAIN PEOPLE STOP BOTHERING ME**
Faster then a 310% mount is Chien's health bar dropping and with it bosses! Sanctuary Garden an Alliance guild (Duh Nightelf posting) is looking to add more people who like to bang their head into their keyboard.... I mean traverse through the wonderful raiding world blizzard has put before us in this expansion!

While PvE is the Cat's PJ's and trust me I have some spiffy catform pj's, we also like to branch out in PvP and pretend we are decent while we run around throwing flower petals at people screaming on vent, "ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE". The guild is quite large and caters to almost any and all aspects of the game you seek outside of raiding!

But just who are these Sanctuary Garden people, they sound like a bunch of nerds with Yoda hats who go around breaking noses in PvP. While this may be true, we like to characterize ourselves as friendly,casual,outgoing, family oriented group of people.

Sound good to you? I like the way you think! Well here is the important info:
2 raiding days with a possible 3rd depending on interest, Tuesday and Wednesday 6 server till 9 server.
Loot is done free roll, within reason(HUR HUR HUNTER IN CLOTH BECAUSE I WANT TO FEEL PRETEH)
No Vent is used for raiding, we have it but omg who wants to talk on vent when you can stare at the giant bear butt tanking the boss in front of you?!
We do not require an attendance % or whatever, we understand you'll make what you can.

DPS specs we are interested in recruiting are the following:
Moonkin
Warlock (any spec)
Rogue
Feral
DK(any spec).

If you are interested or have any questions, feel free to shoot me a tell, if I'm not on someone in guild can point you in the right direction!

For anyone who does not know Hao on this server... he really is an incredible person and raid leader.

He is also much more interesting and more fun than his guild recruitment post indicates! (He has been taking flak today for it being boring and not showing off his personality... *grins*)

Even if you aren't in one of the listed classes/specs, feel free to talk to him.

Good people > class/spec

As an added incentive.. FREE FOOD! We are now using the Seafood Magnifique Feast thanks to our fisherfolk. For those who are looking for a guild as well as raid group.. we also have Armadillo pets... ummm... and... hmmm... I'm sure there are other perks I'm not thinking of which are actually more useful but less cute...

Edited post is so much better. V, important notes include that we're a level 15 guild, almost 16, so you can look up all of the *other* less cute perks somewhere I'm sure since I'm too lazy to post them all and like, most of them are pointless anyway... and that I make pink cake regularly for our raid-y friends. ffs I can't believe I'm posting on the forums.


And I agree with V. Good people > class / spec. And good doesn't just mean good players... good people in general. I don't care how great you are at your class, if you're a jerk I'll probably make fun of you and you probably won't like it. <3

kek

Better Hao!

One clarification: Yoda hats are not required for either guild or raid participation.

And, if you don't like to pvp, you can sit on the sidelines eating bonbons with Anj and I and laugh at the pvp angst in guild chat..... <.<

If you are a male applicant looking into the possibility of applying for the guild, be forewarned that you must manscape.

Especially if you're a dorf.

-Angheron, The Artist Formerly Known As Tyrannius

I first demand to see Thunderbeer running around wearing a Lunar Festival Purple Dress. I mean, I can't join, as I love my guild, but I still wanna see Thunderbeer running around in a dress.

Just 'cause.

One by one... I shall lick you all...

sneaky licking druid! We shall have to hold a guild meeting to combat the stealth licking!

Bonbon's? Are they brownie flavored? Is that what you keep slipping me when I get cranky?

Stealthy licks, oh my.

*puts on the super black ninja outfit (complete with grass stains for those occasions where one may be in the woods), and grabs a feather from Verise to stick in her mask, just in case there are birds around she wants to blend in with.*

No one can out stealth a ninja priesty pirate, fo sho.

*sneakies up behind Zu'larn, jumps on his head, licks the inside of his ear and runs away to steal Etic's warlocky type hat while singing one of those songs that will drive Acro up the wall*

Bonbon's? Are they brownie flavored? Is that what you keep slipping me when I get cranky?

Stealthy licks, oh my.

*puts on the super black ninja outfit (complete with grass stains for those occasions where one may be in the woods), and grabs a feather from Verise to stick in her mask, just in case there are birds around she wants to blend in with.*

No one can out stealth a ninja priesty pirate, fo sho.

*sneakies up behind Zu'larn, jumps on his head, licks the inside of his ear and runs away to steal Etic's warlocky type hat while singing one of those songs that will drive Acro up the wall*

This alone may be standing evidence why Sanctuary Garden are hilarious people.

Anjell is now top of the Lick List. I am coming, Ninja Priesty Pirate!

Oh ho. Is this a challenge then? I stand at the ready my dear druid. But, I shall have you know now, that no one can beat the ninja priesty pirate at blending into the surroundings for a stealth lick!

All I need are some tusks to glue to my face, pink dye and a hair cut. I shall blend into Troll society like no other. When you least expect it, I shall be there. Just don't ask me to do the dance.

"Ja mon"

Still looking for more awesome people!

We will lick you, yesss.

*bows to the Maggot Lord* Only if you find us a maggot of fuzzy butterflyness. And it must be dressed in a green robe with pink flowers on it. It would be even better if it wore a Fedora.

Had some nice interest and could use some more! Regardless what my name looks like, no I am not a gold farmer I am probably the most broke person ever in the history of WoW *Cue the isn't it ironic song*. Aside from Warriors, any dps class is more then welcome to apply or ask questions. Gear is never an issue with us so don't feel shy because you feel you might not have the gear to raid. Also can we get some physical dps leather love? I don't like being the only agi leather wearer, it gets oh so lonely :(.

02/18/2011 4:51 AMPosted by Haozhao

Also can we get some physical dps leather love? I don't like being the only agi leather wearer, it gets oh so lonely :(.

If only I was Alliance...

If only sir! if only! Bump still need more awesome people, I can even promote you to the rank of awesomsauce!

IT'S THE SNEAKY LICKING TROLL DRUID KITTY! *gasp*


One day I will actually find you again... one day. But for now, you hunt Anj. It makes me feel better knowing that there isn't a sneaky troll kitty lurking behind me on the roof of an inn or by the ruins of the Barracks or wherever else I've been ADD'ing off hopping around / afk sitting... I forgot where I was going with this as soon as I saw the sneaky troll. Hmmm. Anyway... *waves to troll kitteh and Hao kitteh* k bye!

Bumping on a raid day to maybe sneak one or so more people in!

If you guys don't mind. I would love to come along this week.