Tenwit, Lord Regent of the Tenth Legion, is quartered somewhere in the Stormwind Keep under care of the City Watch. The previous night, having presented the Barrens Letter to several leaders of the Alliance, a brazen attempt was made on his life by the Ishnu Por Ah.
“You draw the razor toward the toes, sweetling, like so.”
Tenwit demonstrated. The elf girl, a hireling from Goldshire, was lovely. Green eyes and long blonde hair, she smelled of lilac. Nothing in the Stormwind Keep smelled of lilac.
“You have never, in all your time in the stews, shaved the foot of a gnome?
“I refused all feet before yours, m’lord.”
He smiled at this, “You are too good, sweetling. And I prefer to tutor your delicate hands to the task on my own. I see promise in you.”
“Thank you, m’lord. You are gracious.”
“You know that I am an aficionado of landscapes, dear?”
“I love the country, m’lord.”
His eyes traveled over her, she was not shy. “Not that sort of landscape, sweetling."
She smiled, taking his meaning, and carefully drawing the razor over his big toe.
“You are a quick study, but we have one oversight. You have placed my lemons beyond my abbreviated reach.”
She moved the table by the tub, “Apologies, m’lord.”
Here, she regarded something very strange on the table, “Shall I discard of that, m’lord?”
“Gods, no. That is my souvenir from the action last night.”
Wringing the sponge, she studied it more closely, “What is it?”
“I crop’d it from the troll. Part of his ear. A little keepsake. I have hundreds of little trophies like that in my room in the Tenth Tower, all in colored jars, a story written on each.”
“I would like to see that room.”
“Oh, I think that can be arranged.”
“How is your water, m’lord?”
“Perfect, but don’t let me leave here with rose petals in my beard, I’d never live it down.”
“They would call you the rose king, m’lord.” She smiled as she sponged his clean-shaven feet. Her green eyes lifted to meet him at all the right times, the nuance of her little manners executed to perfection.
Tenwit, in rapture, whispered the words of an old playwright as he watched her, “Thou, goddess, thou alone doth rul’st over everything.”
She let go the sponge and began to kneed his feet. Indeed, nothing shy in this one.
‘None would question you, m’lord, roses in your beard or not,” She stood, her long form muted in a gown of pale gossamer silk. She walked with the grace of a lioness to the sideboard and poured him a cup of spiced wine. His eyes, beneath beetling red brows, never left her. She brought his cup, her little smile held.
“Give it a taste for me, sweetling,” he said, “Certain g*%@@s will call a rash upon my head. Just tell me if it is tart.”
She did not pause, but drinking she took half the cup. She laughed, a genuine, charming laugh, “I’ve taken more than my share, m’lord.”
Tenwit took the cup, “So you have, you little witch!” He splashed her.
“Now stop it,” she said, a gamesome admonishment, “I want to show you something.”
She took a small, black velvet bag from the table, loosened the cord and poured its contents into the coals of the brazier. The flames lifted at once, burning first pale green, then yellow, and at last a dim roseate red.
He gulped his wine, “Oh, m’lady is full of tricks.”
She moved closer now, her voice softening, “All the great leaders have assassins m’lord. It only speaks to your . . . rising power,” her practiced hands worked slowly, massaging his shoulders, his neck--strong in places, tender in others. His eyes fell shut, and, as it was with all egos beneath such artful hands, his tongue became loose.
“It was, in fact, a glorious night.” He began, “My enemy could not have been more generous, more cooperative. Most prefer an enemy that states their hatred clearly, meets you on a field, and tries to take your head. I’m not fit for that sort of thing, and to tell it straight, it bores the p*** out of me. But this Ishnu clan, they will nibble at your ear and feed you g*%@@s just before their lions leap from the hedges. I prefer that sort of game.”
“My lord prefers lemons to g*%@@s,” she whispered, nipping at his ear. “And I will do all the nibbling.”
Languished, he said, “You are too good, sweetling, too good by far.”
A most unwelcome knock on the chamber door, and the voice of a Watchman, “Regent, two more of your elven nieces are downstairs.”
“Good man! Send them up at once!” He winked at the green-eyed elf, “I am beginning to like prison.”