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Winterstar lies, I saw him in the alleyway wit a gnome just the other night!
Did you ever see the gnome again?!?!!?!?
Cause that would explain why he never eats the seafood manifiques we keep putting on the floor for him...
Cause that would explain why he never eats the seafood manifiques we keep putting on the floor for him...
Edited by Tyrilian on 5/28/2011 6:36 PM PDT
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Is Abominus a tank, DPS, or SOMBRERO HERO? :O
I haven't seen the gnome but I did see a piece of his cloak hanging out of our beartanks' mouth....
Maybe he got to close to the manifique!
Maybe he got to close to the manifique!
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Gentyl strolled out of the auction house and sighed heavily. Gods above and below. Why was everything so expensive? She was down to three hundred gold again.
"Gentyl."
She turned to see a warlock she hadn't seen in ages. "Inix, how are you?"
"Oh, quite well. I was thinking about you the other day and here you are."
Gentyl quirked an eyebrow. "Oh, anything good?"
"Always good. I was actually thinking about you and our mage friend."
Hmmm, she hadn't thought about their friend in some time. "What happened to her?"
"She was chasing a butterfly that flitted through a portal. Poof! Never to be seen again."
Gentyl gasped. "Seriously?"
He nodded then leaned in close and licked her cheek.
She was too stunned to move. "Why are you licking me?"
"My imp said you tasted like ice cream. I wanted to know."
"Do I?"
"No, more like steel, leather and a little rust."
Obviously she needed to clean her armor.
Just then a bird swooped down and lit on his head. She cocked her head to the side as if studying Gentyl and then...pooped on the warlock's head and flew away.
"Damn it Lerrielin!" the warlock grumbled as he cleaned his hair.
"That was a druid?"
"Yes."
"Why would she do that?"
"She wants to have my bear cubs and I declined."
"Why would you do that? I mean, I'm sure she's a lovely lady and you're a man and...well, it just doesn't seem like that should be such a chore."
Before he could answer the bird flew back with a gaily wrapped package and dropped it Gentyl's hands. She perched on Inix' shoulder and waited for Gentyl to unwrap the gift.
Gentyl gasped when she saw the boots. "I can't accept these."
"Why not?"
"This is far too extravagant."
"You're trained for retribution. You need some better boots."
"Yes, but--"
"Yes, but nothing. They're a gift."
"...thank you. They're beautiful."
Now she'd really have to do some mining to repay Lerrielin for the boots.
Lerrielin pecked at Inix and flew away. Inix looked down at his imp and frowned. "No, I'm not asking her that."
"Asking me what?"
"Nothing. You don't want to know."
He was right. She probably didn't.
Gentyl sat down later and tried the boots on. They were a perfect fit and they were gorgeous. Then she looked at the boots she'd just removed. Gods. She had on her old boots she wore when she was healing.
It could have been worse. Last week she wore a deep dive helmet into battle.
"Gentyl."
She turned to see a warlock she hadn't seen in ages. "Inix, how are you?"
"Oh, quite well. I was thinking about you the other day and here you are."
Gentyl quirked an eyebrow. "Oh, anything good?"
"Always good. I was actually thinking about you and our mage friend."
Hmmm, she hadn't thought about their friend in some time. "What happened to her?"
"She was chasing a butterfly that flitted through a portal. Poof! Never to be seen again."
Gentyl gasped. "Seriously?"
He nodded then leaned in close and licked her cheek.
She was too stunned to move. "Why are you licking me?"
"My imp said you tasted like ice cream. I wanted to know."
"Do I?"
"No, more like steel, leather and a little rust."
Obviously she needed to clean her armor.
Just then a bird swooped down and lit on his head. She cocked her head to the side as if studying Gentyl and then...pooped on the warlock's head and flew away.
"Damn it Lerrielin!" the warlock grumbled as he cleaned his hair.
"That was a druid?"
"Yes."
"Why would she do that?"
"She wants to have my bear cubs and I declined."
"Why would you do that? I mean, I'm sure she's a lovely lady and you're a man and...well, it just doesn't seem like that should be such a chore."
Before he could answer the bird flew back with a gaily wrapped package and dropped it Gentyl's hands. She perched on Inix' shoulder and waited for Gentyl to unwrap the gift.
Gentyl gasped when she saw the boots. "I can't accept these."
"Why not?"
"This is far too extravagant."
"You're trained for retribution. You need some better boots."
"Yes, but--"
"Yes, but nothing. They're a gift."
"...thank you. They're beautiful."
Now she'd really have to do some mining to repay Lerrielin for the boots.
Lerrielin pecked at Inix and flew away. Inix looked down at his imp and frowned. "No, I'm not asking her that."
"Asking me what?"
"Nothing. You don't want to know."
He was right. She probably didn't.
Gentyl sat down later and tried the boots on. They were a perfect fit and they were gorgeous. Then she looked at the boots she'd just removed. Gods. She had on her old boots she wore when she was healing.
It could have been worse. Last week she wore a deep dive helmet into battle.
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