To my old and dear friendsss at AAMSss, yesss, we sssend greetingsss.
We have recently come under the influence of a diabolical cursssed item, which caussse horrible, painful death in thossse who touch it, yesss. Recently, at Da Doctasss clinic, Maluji and Llejna attempted to cure usss, with no sssuccessssss, yesss. They have reccommended that we sssend the artifact to them for ssstudy, yesss. Our goblin assssssissstantsss here at Hello Maggy Inc. Headquartersss have "perfected" a meansss of transssport to your Orgrimmar officesss that will not lead to the imminent death and dessstruction to all around it, yesss.
A dessscritption of the item in quessstion: A sssmall cylinder, made of an unknown bluisssh metal, covered in pictogramsss. The cylinder isss approximately 1 foot long, and 8 inchesss wide in circumference, emanating a blue green glow, yesss. The mossst prominent pictogramsss include a hawk headed man, a ssscarab, 3 wavy linesss, and a jackal, yesss.
The goblinsss will be dressssssed in the latessst Royal Apothecary Sssociety approved contamination gear, usssing incenssse mounted on helmetsss to prevent an ill humoursss from wafting out from the package, yesss. It will be carried in a divan by 4 goblinsss, covered in explosssivesss and guard maggotsss in full armor.
Ssstandard feesss, plusss biohazard fee of courssse will be offered, yesss.
We have recently come under the influence of a diabolical cursssed item, which caussse horrible, painful death in thossse who touch it, yesss. Recently, at Da Doctasss clinic, Maluji and Llejna attempted to cure usss, with no sssuccessssss, yesss. They have reccommended that we sssend the artifact to them for ssstudy, yesss. Our goblin assssssissstantsss here at Hello Maggy Inc. Headquartersss have "perfected" a meansss of transssport to your Orgrimmar officesss that will not lead to the imminent death and dessstruction to all around it, yesss.
A dessscritption of the item in quessstion: A sssmall cylinder, made of an unknown bluisssh metal, covered in pictogramsss. The cylinder isss approximately 1 foot long, and 8 inchesss wide in circumference, emanating a blue green glow, yesss. The mossst prominent pictogramsss include a hawk headed man, a ssscarab, 3 wavy linesss, and a jackal, yesss.
The goblinsss will be dressssssed in the latessst Royal Apothecary Sssociety approved contamination gear, usssing incenssse mounted on helmetsss to prevent an ill humoursss from wafting out from the package, yesss. It will be carried in a divan by 4 goblinsss, covered in explosssivesss and guard maggotsss in full armor.
Ssstandard feesss, plusss biohazard fee of courssse will be offered, yesss.
