Raising this back up to the top as we open some new recruiting initiatives...stay tuned for more things AAMS right on these very boards!
The AAMS Wants You! [RP Guild; H&A Branches]
While the AAMS appear as pedestrian mail delivery personnel about as intriguing as a sour barnacle growing on a moldy pier, the truth is far different. A devious organization that uses your information as a commodity, they seek to infiltrate and usurp the public utilities set in place so that their faction-neutral communications conglomerate will one day utterly dominate any form of communication.
Ponder this perplexity--if they charge you outlandish rates for mail now, expecting tip on top of such, what will this monopolistic monolith charge you once it gets into the mobile communications industry? Already I hear rumors swirling about their luxury smartstone, the iHearth. And you will buy their designer hearthstone, and then pay them for a whispering plan, and pay them for a data plan, and soon enough they will have you in their clutches with their contracts and their fleet of lawyers paid in illegal substances and succubi.
The AAMS--sweet on the outside, with a delicious core of molten evil.
Ponder this perplexity--if they charge you outlandish rates for mail now, expecting tip on top of such, what will this monopolistic monolith charge you once it gets into the mobile communications industry? Already I hear rumors swirling about their luxury smartstone, the iHearth. And you will buy their designer hearthstone, and then pay them for a whispering plan, and pay them for a data plan, and soon enough they will have you in their clutches with their contracts and their fleet of lawyers paid in illegal substances and succubi.
The AAMS--sweet on the outside, with a delicious core of molten evil.
*clears her throat gently*
Er, actually we don't charge for basic courier services. The tips are always appreciated, but our operating budget includes carrying messages and basic freight gratis.
Now, improvements in hearthstone technology, that we would be interested in. Too much dead air on the current ones! We need things to keep people interested and using them...hourly broadcasts, game shows, news updates; more!
Hm. Yes. These are good ideas. I'll go write them down. I'm happy we had this little chat...
Er, actually we don't charge for basic courier services. The tips are always appreciated, but our operating budget includes carrying messages and basic freight gratis.
Now, improvements in hearthstone technology, that we would be interested in. Too much dead air on the current ones! We need things to keep people interested and using them...hourly broadcasts, game shows, news updates; more!
Hm. Yes. These are good ideas. I'll go write them down. I'm happy we had this little chat...
The Horde Branch in particular is looking to add new members...we have a number of important positions for up-and-coming couriers to fill, available immediately. Please contact myself, Yotingo, or Akaie to apply, or ask for us in the public hearthstone channel...
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