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Dear Maggot Lord,

The enclosed items were delivered to me whilst I rummaged through the guild bank for some Purple Lotus. The delivery elf said she was to give them to the first Grim Maw she could find, and unfortunately, that must have been me. And, me in my best dress, too!

Hope its still alive.

Zujia

P.S. The towels are for cleaning up, I think.

Oh!

P.S.: The elf who delivered it said it was from that human you consort with, Gentyl D'Amond.

I hope your mailbox is ok....

P.P.S: Something was mentioned about Gnomish wedding songs, but I didn't quite catch it.

I quite like weddings!

P.P.P.S.: You owe me 10g for the tip, and 3g6s for cleaning my best dress.

Miss Zujia,

I apologize for the confusion -- the parrot was not meant to be passed on to the Maggot Lord; we would have contacted him directly if it were a package for him. The AAMS is still delivering parrots to all members of the Grim Maw Clan who do not already have one. They sing Gnomish wedding songs to help the Clan prepare for Vloth's eventual nuptials with Miss Spricket Sprinklesprocket.

Maggot Lord Abominus has already received several packages from us, some related and some unrelated. Also, if anyone from the Clan requires a tuxedo for the event, we do still have several left in the vaults...

Yours in Service,

Andelia Windtouched
Branch Manager, AAMS Horde

Dear Maggot Lord,

Give me my damned bird back!

Zujia

Dearessst Zujia, yesss:

*BRRRAAAAAAP*

What parrot, yesss?

Love and Sssquirming,
Abominusss the Maggot Lord, yesss.

Maggot Lord,

I heard this tale, once, about a wolf who ate a bird. It stayed in his stomach, chattering away, for all eternity, at least as far as the wolf was concerned. It pleases me to know that your appearance will, henceforth, be heralded by the squeaking, screeching sound of Gnomish wedding songs. The entire population of Tauren will much appreciate this, as it will make avoiding your blade that much easier.

Z.

*notes the giant rent in his stomach, where the Parrot perches*

We sssend it to you to be free, yesss!

*launches the Parrot with Maggots of Homing and Delicate Ear Trauma attached*

*listens to the latest reports from Orgrimmar*

"What do you mean he tried to eat the parrot? He should know by now I put anti-eating enchants on everything I send to him. Gods. Why can't they just listen to the songs a bit, pick out a few and let us know when the wedding is?"