Right so! I preface this by stating that this is being posted here for the simple reason of amusement value. Yes it could use quite a bit of finishing touches but it was a grand total of 10 minute's work, enjoy it for the laugh that it is >>
There once was a dwarf from Kirthaven
His beard it was clean shaven
whenever asked why
he'd start to sob and cry
"me beard!" he would say
I lost it that day.
The dragon 'e came,
All spittin 'is flame
And off with me beard!
Away it was seared
So now I must face
The greatest disgrace
A dwarf with no beard
Forever is jeered
So take this to heart
If you be so smart
When a dragon's afield
Your beard's not a shield!
There once was a dwarf from Kirthaven
His beard it was clean shaven
whenever asked why
he'd start to sob and cry
"me beard!" he would say
I lost it that day.
The dragon 'e came,
All spittin 'is flame
And off with me beard!
Away it was seared
So now I must face
The greatest disgrace
A dwarf with no beard
Forever is jeered
So take this to heart
If you be so smart
When a dragon's afield
Your beard's not a shield!
Edited by Kipliney on 7/23/2011 8:12 PM PDT
