A flyer is posted in all Horde and neutral cities, titled "A Report on recent rogue Alliance offensives".
"As per usual, we readied ourselves for a rogue Alliance offensive - I use the term Alliance very loosely. These savages are no more represenative of the Alliance as a whole as the Modas are for the Horde.
Seven minutes past six and there was still no immediate sign of them. We hadn't a clue of where to search. So, we scattered our forces to the four winds, and scouted.
Eventually, a Tauren druid, Gaurin, who had been assigned to Stonetalon spotted a mass of forces at Windshear hold.
He, and a few others, summoned our forces to Krom'gar as soon as the alarms went off. It was a swift, brutal defense. They fled before long, and there were only minimal injuries.
As there was no sign of them once they fled Krom'gar Fortress, we began to fear another assault. So, again we scattered all over Azeroth, with the assistance of the Archmagus Raoul Zharikov. When the alarms went off at the Sludge Fields, we luckily already had a person positioned near Tarren Mill, a favorite target of the Alliance. Within moments, our forces were summoned there, just as swiftly as the Alliance forces had been.
The defense at the Sludge Fields was nearly identical to that of Krom'gar. We arrived before the Alliance could inflict much damage, and repelled them just as easily as we had before. It was an odd choice of a target for the Alliance - their citizens were long since freed by the Forsaken loyal to Sylvanas, and all illegal research there was destroyed with the fall of the corrupt traitor Stillwater.
The Horde plans no counterattacks.
We will not stoop to their level, nor be the monster under anyone's bed. These unprovoked attacks will be met with a stoic defense, however, we will not be the monster they so desire."
Near the bottom of the of the flyer, in near unreadable text, it states "this flyer is paid for and supported by Non Profit Organization".
In even tinier, quite unreadable text beneath that, it reads "Non Profit Organization is a subsidiary of the Razortalons Acquistion Corporation".
"As per usual, we readied ourselves for a rogue Alliance offensive - I use the term Alliance very loosely. These savages are no more represenative of the Alliance as a whole as the Modas are for the Horde.
Seven minutes past six and there was still no immediate sign of them. We hadn't a clue of where to search. So, we scattered our forces to the four winds, and scouted.
Eventually, a Tauren druid, Gaurin, who had been assigned to Stonetalon spotted a mass of forces at Windshear hold.
He, and a few others, summoned our forces to Krom'gar as soon as the alarms went off. It was a swift, brutal defense. They fled before long, and there were only minimal injuries.
As there was no sign of them once they fled Krom'gar Fortress, we began to fear another assault. So, again we scattered all over Azeroth, with the assistance of the Archmagus Raoul Zharikov. When the alarms went off at the Sludge Fields, we luckily already had a person positioned near Tarren Mill, a favorite target of the Alliance. Within moments, our forces were summoned there, just as swiftly as the Alliance forces had been.
The defense at the Sludge Fields was nearly identical to that of Krom'gar. We arrived before the Alliance could inflict much damage, and repelled them just as easily as we had before. It was an odd choice of a target for the Alliance - their citizens were long since freed by the Forsaken loyal to Sylvanas, and all illegal research there was destroyed with the fall of the corrupt traitor Stillwater.
The Horde plans no counterattacks.
We will not stoop to their level, nor be the monster under anyone's bed. These unprovoked attacks will be met with a stoic defense, however, we will not be the monster they so desire."
Near the bottom of the of the flyer, in near unreadable text, it states "this flyer is paid for and supported by Non Profit Organization".
In even tinier, quite unreadable text beneath that, it reads "Non Profit Organization is a subsidiary of the Razortalons Acquistion Corporation".
Edited by Raknir on 3/19/2012 6:16 PM PDT
