Good day friends and gentlebeings. I come before you today with my humble offerings, in hopes you will find something to your liking.
How often do you find yourself looking about and bemoaning the lack of taste, sensibility, or subtlety in your everyday wear? Has the latest in flaming 400-stone shoulder wear finally bent your back that last inch too far? Do the tentacles dripping from your hood of decayed flesh tickle you in impertinent places? Do the outrageous prices asked for a simple white gown leave you speechless with shock?
Well then gentlebeings, I invite you to peruse my offerings (All up for sale now on the Orgrimmar Auction House!). I, a simple tailor (certainly not a reformed former spy for Her Deathless Irritability, heavens no…), am committed to bringing you, the Azerothian public, a fine selection of utilitarian, simple, and above all, durable clothing and fashion suited to the workaday world of Azerothian life. Nothing that glows, moves, or shimmers in any way with energies eldritch or strange. Just good solid cloth, leather, metal, and other natural materials — guaranteed to withstand the direst rigors, and to retain it's natural look and feel no matter the cleaning processes are applied to it. It should be noted, my stock changes weekly, so act now for best selection.
What's more, my prices are well with the budget of any citizen of this realm, you'll find nothing over 400 gold, and that only in the rarest circumstances. Sensible fashion, I believe, need not command prices fit to break your bank.
Join me in retaking the landscape from the overwrought travesties of flame and starlight. Let us return fashion to a more civilized era, and place the crimes against aesthetics and good sense where they belong, once and for all, on the dustbin of sartorial history.
Kindest Regards:
Belle-Weather Clothiers Inc.
p.s. Should you not find that which you require, buy orders may be placed with me at my Orgrimmar address ((in-game mail)) and I and my agents will keep an eye out for what you seek. Order fulfillment times dependent on supply.
How often do you find yourself looking about and bemoaning the lack of taste, sensibility, or subtlety in your everyday wear? Has the latest in flaming 400-stone shoulder wear finally bent your back that last inch too far? Do the tentacles dripping from your hood of decayed flesh tickle you in impertinent places? Do the outrageous prices asked for a simple white gown leave you speechless with shock?
Well then gentlebeings, I invite you to peruse my offerings (All up for sale now on the Orgrimmar Auction House!). I, a simple tailor (certainly not a reformed former spy for Her Deathless Irritability, heavens no…), am committed to bringing you, the Azerothian public, a fine selection of utilitarian, simple, and above all, durable clothing and fashion suited to the workaday world of Azerothian life. Nothing that glows, moves, or shimmers in any way with energies eldritch or strange. Just good solid cloth, leather, metal, and other natural materials — guaranteed to withstand the direst rigors, and to retain it's natural look and feel no matter the cleaning processes are applied to it. It should be noted, my stock changes weekly, so act now for best selection.
What's more, my prices are well with the budget of any citizen of this realm, you'll find nothing over 400 gold, and that only in the rarest circumstances. Sensible fashion, I believe, need not command prices fit to break your bank.
Join me in retaking the landscape from the overwrought travesties of flame and starlight. Let us return fashion to a more civilized era, and place the crimes against aesthetics and good sense where they belong, once and for all, on the dustbin of sartorial history.
Kindest Regards:
Belle-Weather Clothiers Inc.
p.s. Should you not find that which you require, buy orders may be placed with me at my Orgrimmar address ((in-game mail)) and I and my agents will keep an eye out for what you seek. Order fulfillment times dependent on supply.
Edited by Bellweather on 3/19/2012 11:53 AM PDT
