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The rider of a bronze drake, covered almost head-to-toe in green-hued armor, swoops down through the streets, barely avoiding passerby as he makes his pass down towards the bulletin boards of all major cities. Orgrimmar, Stormwind, Silvermoon, Darnassus, Thunder Bluff, Dun Morogh...nowhere is safe. Even the goblin cities are bombarded, their bulletin boards victims of cumbersome, messily-written advertisements with an urgent message.

Throm'ka! I am Drakehide, son of Mok'Rukh, of the sons of Rukh. As you may (or may not know), sons of Rukh have GLOOOOORIOUS singing voices. Or so, I am told.

Now, this is a glorious thing, but what is NOT so glorious is our ability to write lyrics. And why should we write, I ask you? We have more important jobs to do! We are WARRIORS! We crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentation of their women...and THEN, time permitting, then we sing songs. AFTER we conquer. Or sometimes, while we conquer. Whistle while you work, as old Mok'Rukh once said.

AHEM. I digress.

I have composed a most glorious piece, but I find myself lacking lyrics. And so, I, Drakehide, son of Mok'Rukh, beg your assistance in this matter. It does not matter if you are scholars, bards, saints, soldiers, brigands, or bums - if you can think of lyrics, your aid would be of great assistance to me.

And when this song becomes famous, and the name of Drakehide is raised up high and exalted [and, of course, GLOOOOORIOUS, and such,] glory shall be yours as well!

As it stands, I require suggestions for the following words:

1. CHARACTER ARCHETYPE

2. OBJECT

3. SOMETHING MUSICAL YOU PLAY

4. ADJECTIVE

5. SOMETHING YOU WEAR

6. PROFESSION

7. NOUN

8. NAME

9. SOMETHING DESIREABLE FOR FREE

10. SOMETHING YOU LIGHT ON FIRE

11. GUILD NAME

12. VERB

13. SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU COULD FORGET

14. ENDEARING TERM

15. SOMETHING NOISY

16. SOMETHING THAT SMELLS BAD

17. BODY PART

18. PLACE

Many thanks in advance for your assistance. Aka'Magosh - may the spirits be with you all!

- Drakehide, son of Mok'Rukh

((At a friend's suggestion tonight, I'm opening a Mad Lib like the ones we do in the Wyvern's Tail up to everyone, Horde and Alliance alike. Once I've got a bunch of responses in, I'll choose from your suggestions and post the results!))

((Be creative, and happy songwriting to one and all!))

((PS, if you figure out what the original song is, no spoiling! xD))

((Edited to simplify. Just going to compile categories like "noun", "verb", etc., en masse and then choose from them later. Just since this one's longer than most of the libs I run in Org. ^^; Edited a second time to un-simplify a little, since some word categories weren't specific enough.))

1. Warrior

2. Ham

3. Ice

4. Bananaphone

5. Long

6. Slippery

7. Pants (Wait...)

8. Blacksmith

9. Razor Hill

10. Abominus

11. SANDWICH!

12. table

13. Bralox (This has been scratched out, replaced with Wood.)

14. Gentyl

15. Elbow

16. Basketweaver

17. Warchief Garrosh

18. Banker

19. Growing a tree

20. Raoul

21. Undercity

22. <AAMS>

23. <Modas il Tor>

24. Running

25. Second War

26. Quillboar

27. Forsaken

28. Chicken

29. Beloved

30. Courier

31. Peon

((GLOOOOORIOUS, Bralox. Glorious, I say! Editing topic, though, to make it a little simpler for people to answer. Thirty-one is kind of a big number, since things like "NOUN", "VERB", "ADJECTIVE" can be used in more than one place.))

((And, folks, with that in mind, if you have multiple ideas for any one category, feel free to add! If you have sixty-seven nouns, I'd be glad to take each and every one into consideration. But...okay, on second thought, please don't ACTUALLY post sixty-seven nouns, seeing as that's a LOT of nouns! xD But if you have multiple ideas for a useable word category, feel free to add!))

Tyrynna took one look at the poster and started snickering. Mad Libs? It had to have been Drakehide's strangest scheme yet, other than Aeddan-Rolling the city.

And why not take advantage of such a fantastic opportunity? The elf picked up a pen and a piece of paper, and started scribbling down her response.

1. Hunter

2. Meat

3. Frying Pan

4. Do they HAVE to be musical instruments? Fine. Flute.

5. Bloody

6. Sparkly

7. Boots

8. Murderer

9. Skull

10. Abominus (Hey, why not?)

11. The fall of Modas

12. Ear

13. Drakehide. Yeah, you heard me, Bronny.

14. Pang (Also something you can set on fire)

15. Eyeballs

16. Sharpshooter

17. Gentyl (Again, with the people you can set on fire...)

18. Paid Assassin

19. Tolerating the world.

20. Sparkles

21. Hell

22. Pillar of Honor

23. Isn't the Pillar the only one that's important? Bah, fine, Ebon Sanction or something

24. Defenestrating

25. Life

26. You

27. My brother's dirty laundry

28. Knife

29. Victim (Okay, perhaps Darling would be better for this.)

30. Human Punching Bag

31. Idiot

Tyrynna nodded to herself as she finished writing her reply, sticking it to the poster with a small knife, accompanied by a drawing of her beating on Drakehide's bloody corpse. Yep, he's sure to notice that.

But, she stabbed an extra knife into it, for good measure.

Aorune studies the phamplet, chuckling as he begins to fill it out.

Warrior

Translocation Orb

...Music? (I neevr learned how to play instruments, I was too busy training under my father.)

Aorune-ish

The Worgen of the Night tabard

Jewelcrafting

Derscha/Chromie (I have proof they are the same person!)

Luptia

....^

Raoul's body

Homeland

Cast

...That one time my mother made cookies for the children. She's many things, but not a good baker.

Lovedy Love Love Two-Shoes Sweet Mint. (A smile is drawn out next to this.)

1. Shaman

2. Totem

3. Guitar

4. Lovely

5. Robes

6. Healer

7. Dalaran

8. Abominus

9. Advice

10. Torches

11. Pia Presidium

12. Wonder

13. Shame

14. Beloved

((GLOOOOORIOUS suggestions so far, everyone! Gonna keep this thread active about another 24-48 hours before I post the final song, so keep those suggestions coming!))

1. Moustache-twirling villain

2. Box

3. Drum

4. Shiny

5. Tabard

6. Annoying-your-officers...no, wait. How about Blacksmithing?

7. Bow

8. Kordrion

9. Riding training

10. Rogues

11. <First Stormwind Regiment>

12. dance

13. my first night drinking

14. love?

15. a squire

16. rotten eggs

17. tongue

18. Aerie Peak

((I somehow missed part of the list >.>))

((I updated it and added a few more specific categories. ^^; My fault, Aorune.))

((Also, updating this thread with suggestions made tonight by a few good folks! Akira, Fearow, Yotingo, and Mialera, many thanks for your suggestions! Below are the words, for the perusing of the public and such, just so they know I ain't cheating! xD))

1. Druid, Rogue

2. Banana, Elf Ear, Mask

3. Piccolo of the Flaming Fire, Drum, Screams, Torture Victims, the Drakeroll radio

4. Irritating, Downright Horrifying, GLORIOUS!, Honorable

5. Pauldron, Panties, Loincloth, Fuzzy Animal Print Panties

6. Bounty Hunter, Alchemy, Taxonomy

7. Dragon, [CENSORED], Bow

8. Diabolical Kettle-Boss, Rhumple, Bronny, Drakey Dearest

9. Your Very Own AAMS Liaison, Elf Slaves, Love, The Ability to Tolerate the World

10. Fearow, Akira, Bronny

11. Wum Ba, Da Doctas

12. Killing, Maiming, Eviscerating, Desecrate, [CENSORED], Faceplant, Sleeping, Whelping, Pretending, Beating

13. Fearow, Akira, Snakes, That One Time I Walked In On Akira and Vel, Nakedness, Life

14. Precious, Sex Slave, Velidraestel

15. Tyrynna

16. Blood, The Scent of Life

17. Stomach, Liver, A Beating Heart Soon to Cease, Ear

18. The Plaguelands, Winterspring, Mialera's Perfect World

*screams as he burns*

((Don't feel bad, Abom. They got me too. *flails his arms and spontaneously combusts* AAAAAAAUGH MY LEGS! MY TORSO! MY SPLEEN! MY RETINAS! AAAAAAAAUGH!))

1. Archlich

2. Necronomicon

3. Drums of War

4. Horrific

5. Shroud of Darkness

6. Destroy

7. Spiderlord

8. Soth'drakar

9. Vorpal Sword

10. Skull

11. Scrouge

12. Rule

13. War of Shifting Sands

14. Master of the Universe

15. Shattering Bones

16. Dwarf Pally

17. Brain

18. Twisting Neather

((Awesome entries, everyone. The lib is nearly complete! And it will be completed tonight, so this is the last night to get your suggestions in!))

*Also, when I added the above list of the in-game suggestions Drake was given, I accidentally and falsely included some of Lahkin's suggestions as part of the list from Akira, Fearow, Yotingo, and Mialera. The document I have all of this scrawled out on is poorly organized, and I apologize for the error. ^^;

Dis list amusin' me, mon. Horrifyin', too.

((Just wait till you see the finished product. xD Almost done! Get them suggestions in before the end of the night!))

1. Village Idiot

2. Hammock

3. Oboe

4. Gargantuan

5. The 5 Ring

6. Engineering

7. Plum

8. Gentyl

9. Money

10. Gno-- er..... kindling!

11. Hangin' Wit My Gnomies

12. Guffaw

13. Rebecca Black

14. Babycakes

15. Babies

16. ....babies

17. Earlobe

18. Gnomeregan Airfield

*A small note with mild burns around the edges is tacked to the original notice.*

1. Pyromancer

2. Fire

3. Orcish Skull (They make nice drums)

4. Smouldering

5. Goggles

6. Demoman

7. Fire

8. Nukenson

9. Kindling

10. Orgrimmar

11. Ebon Sanction

12. Burn

13. The existance of Cryomancy

14. Kill it with fire!

15. Concusion Grenades

16. Orcs

17. Eyes

18. Stormwind

1. Mage

2. Leaf

3. Bonjo

4. Furry

5. Socks

6. Engineer

7. Ice

8. Jeffery

9. Money

10. Alliance :D

11. Vorpal Vermin

12. Danced

13. Arrow to the Knee

14. Sweetie

15. Trains

16. Me

17. Tongue

18. Gallywix Pleasure Palace

((Our panel of celebrity judges have made their word selections!))

"Mustache-Twirling Villain" - Lahkin

"Ham" - Bralox

"Frying Pan" - Tyrynna

"Bananaphone" - Bralox

"Gargantuan" - Crayauchtin

"Furry" - Zawne

"Loincloth" - Yotingo

"Punching Bag" - Tyrynna

"Riding Training" - Lahkin

"Abominus" - Bralox, Mira

"Elbow" -

"Dance" - Lahkin, Zawne

"Gnomes" - Lahkin

"Gentyl" - Bralox, Tyrynna, Crayauchtin

"Liver" - Fearow

"Demo Man" - Promethiusn

"Warchief Garrosh" - Bralox

"Taxonomist" - Yotingo

"Growing Trees" - Bralox

"Kettle-Boss" - Yotingo

"Annoying Your Officers" - Lahkin

"Ebon Sanction" - Tyrynna, Promethiusn

"Homeland" -

"The Fall of Modas" - Tyrynna

"Raoul" - Bralox

"Desecrate" - Akira

"Arrow to the Knee" - Zawne

"Shattering Bones" - Souvik

"Zawne" - Zawne

"Chromie" - Aorune

"Beloved" - Mira

"Sharpshooter" - Tyrynna

"Vorpal Sword" - Souvik

* * *

((And on that note, closing submissions for now.))

((Bralox, Tyrynna, Aorune, Mira, Lahkin, Akira, Fearow, Yotingo, Mialera, Souvik, Crayauchtin, Promethiusn, and Zawne, many thanks for a most GLOOOOORIOUS list of suggestions. ^^ I wish I could use all the hilarious words you picked out - well, okay, that's not completely true. I wish I could use all the hilarious words you picked out EXCEPT a certain two from an anonymous contributor that I had to censor out. *cough*FEAROW*cough* ;P))

((Our panel of celebrity judges will review the words, and the final song in all its GLOOOOORY should be posted tonight. Thanks again for all your brilliant contributions!))