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Hey, leave the gnomes alone. We are not for kicking, tossing, nor are we edible (this applies especially to you, worgen). Just because you may be taller doesnt make you any more of a person, beagh.

*pats Disco lightly on the head*

Agggggg, Why does EVERYONE do that?!?!?!?!

*puts gnome on his head like a hat*

no, No, NOO, put me down you beast. This is getting Ridiculous!!!!

Az's insight:

HEY, lEAve The GNOMES alone. We are not for KICKing, TOSSing, nor WE ARE EDIBLE(this applies especially to you, (EAT) WORGEN). Just because you may be taller - actually, Az is shorter/same height in cat form - doesnt make you EAT MORE of a PERSON, beagh.

Therefore, this gnome sanctions and encourages me to feed upon it. Now, where's a dwarf?

(( Just kidding, I couldn't help myself. I'll lay off Disc providing I ever see you in-game! ))

*looks guiltily up from tying on the bib and puts the fork & knife down*

What?

>.>

Any Worgen up for some Gnome football!? :P

*pats Disco on the head again and runs away*

GAAAHHHHHH!!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

Gnomes are good for all sorts of things...

03/27/2012 01:05 PMPosted by Discocis

GAAAHHHHHH!!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

The gnomish revolution is coming!

That's cute.

*starts quietly sliding the soy sauce back on the table*

((*Waves innocently*))

If you even attempt to punt this gnome,

I would like to remind you:

The AAMS will find you.

Anytime.

Anywhere.

. . .

((faint gnomish giggling can be heard))

You know, to be fair, the gnomish solution to their issues in Gnomeregan was to just nuke the place.

Just sayin': these folks have a keen understanding of the bottom line.

Still tasty, though.

*Prods gnomes with the frying pan of doom, then dissapears leaving a creepy Cheshire Cat-esque grin behind >:D ))

Don't think for a second that you or Rageface have gone unnoticed Wellian...

The Azure Crusade would like to announce our newest charity endeavor: Free Muzzle Friday. For all worgen who can't control their urge to take a bite out of gnomes or other people, we are offering helpful safety devices. They are 100% humane and, because of their fine gnomish construction, take a full minute and a half to remove. This means that, by the time you get the muzzle off, you will have had ample time to bring your bloodthirsty urge back to heel.

So please sit, stay, and try out this fashionable new safety device. Good boy.

The Azure Crusade would like to announce our newest charity endeavor: Free Muzzle Friday. For all worgen who can't control their urge to take a bite out of gnomes or other people, we are offering helpful safety devices. They are 100% humane and, because of their fine gnomish construction, take a full minute and a half to remove. This means that, by the time you get the muzzle off, you will have had ample time to bring your bloodthirsty urge back to heel.

So please sit, stay, and try out this fashionable new safety device. Good boy.

I would like to add a little gnomish flare to your safety devise sir.

*rumages around his various belt pouches as he continues...*

It's a very simple addition, to be sure. One that I think will be quite effective in culling this nastyness about 'eatting' gnomes. *pauses with a grin* I present to you...*pulls out a stick of rough dynamite*...my custom anti-gnome-eating training item!

*pauses for effect*

All we need to do now is figure a way to fasten it onto the muzzle. Humane?...well, it's not "lethal" exactly. I mean it works great if your trying to keep the stormwind rat population in check, but I don't imagine it would seriously harm any worgen. I mean, *shrug* what does it matter if they loose a few teeth, as long as they learn their lesson...right?

*places a hand on his hip, while he gestures wildly with the stick of dynamite* So be warned. Any worgen caught trying to eat a gnome on my watch will be severely dealt with. *nods*

*mutters to himself*...now I just need to get the Inspectors approval.

A GNOME!

*picks up Discocis and squeezes him*

So tiny and cute.