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Bralox has serious thing he be wanting to talk to forums about.

Bralox want to warn forums of dangerous of angry Demon Squirrels.Bralox will leave evidence here.

http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squirrel_riding_story.htm

:-O

Bralox and a web browser. This can't end well.

I give it maybe two minutes before he discovers ... uhh... sites of a certain nature that get filtered when I mention them.

BRALOX FIND LADY WHO SELL HIM ZUG ZUG FOR GOLD.

Bralox also get E-mail from man in Nirobie, Tell Bralox if him send nice man all his gold, Nice man give Bralox back TWICE AS MUCH GOLD when he become Warchief.

Glorious, Bralox, GLOOOOORIOUS I say.

In your travellings, should you come across any promotional offers on cross-faction kidnappings, saronite bombs, bolt gun components, obsidium ore, or siege engines, I would be most grateful if you would point me in their direction.

Not for any particular reason, mind you. *cough, cough* These things could just be useful...

((In the effort of keeping Bralox safe from the terrors of this new foe, the so called "Internets", I must warn him of the odd stories that take life of their own. Their meanings are unclear, but they seem to be what is known as a creepy story involving pasta and spaghetti. What this means is beyond me, as my terror rose too greatly to continue. Perhaps you would fare better, should you have the bravery to do so))

04/14/2012 03:07 AMPosted by Bralox

BRALOX FIND LADY WHO SELL HIM ZUG ZUG FOR GOLD.

Bralox will find a mate waiting at home for him with a cooking pot for his head.

Bralox have new hat?

Do you remember what my father told you?

OH OHElder tell bralox use protection when Zugzug pretty orc lady!

Not that... That his daughter had learned the fine art of beaning wayward orcs in the head with cooking pans from her mother. And if you wanted to "zugzug" her, you'd better learn to duck.

*picks Tva up, sets her on top of a bookcase*

BRALOX!!! GET ME OFF OF HERE!

*gets popcorn, sits down on the floor, pot on his head, watching her*

*whimpers slightly and closes her eyes* Bralox? You do remember why I hate heights.

And to think, you all laughed when Cray was worried about a demonic bunny. Not so funny NOW is it?!

Actually Cray, it is still quite funny. It'd be more funny if it was a frog but perhaps I'm just biased

*runs away screaming from Belpha and into the fridge of imperviousness at the mention of the f-word.*

*locks the fridge as soon as Drake hides himself inside oads it onto a trebuchet and holds the remote with the big red button out*

Who wants the GLORIOUS honors?

*Bounces up and down* Oh oh can I Tim can I?!?

*hands Nova the remote and takes a step back*