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I think we need more paladins.

I think we need more paladins.

I could do with a few more beefadins.

I'll allow it.

We don't have a priest.

I mean sure, Aloy's around, but we don't have a priest priest. Nobody mains one. Or a dk!

Wonder what we can divine from this.

A priest you say...

Or a Death Knight?

So many possibilities.

So many options.

This is kind of on the way to becoming my main...
Been contemplating it.

Syfkrulgha. That's a mouthful and a half. Tastes like FREEDOM.

You can't hide from me, Zuldruid. You and your sexy, sexy robes.

This one doesn't have Zul in the name, you'll never know...

We don't have a priest.

I mean sure, Aloy's around, but we don't have a priest priest. Nobody mains one. Or a dk!

Wonder what we can divine from this.

I'm going to guess you scared them all off with those eyebrows.

We don't have a priest.

I mean sure, Aloy's around, but we don't have a priest priest. Nobody mains one. Or a dk!

Wonder what we can divine from this.

I'm going to guess you scared them all off with those eyebrows.

When he waggles them...

The nightmares. They do not disappoint.

How else do you expect me to -soar-.

-Flutters around, weaving a tapestry of glitter in the moonlit night.-

*tosses a hammer made of the Light at Liore*

Here! Have some "glitter"!

*attempts to flap the tree branches, succeeds only in shaking a few squirrels loose*

There will be no fluttering today for the Finntree.

(cue Charlie Brown theme)

Is this when you walk back to your red doghouse to perch and whittle away 20 something years and make readers wonder why they still bother with this garbage?

I'm bored. I need forum-based rp.

Your guilt trips are surprisingly effective on a man with no soul.

I have underestimated your powers. I shan't make that mistake again.

That's going to be the name of my memoirs. 'Shan't make that mistake again.'

I figure, why not start off with a lie?

Meow.

*charges through room at top speed*

-opens one eye lazily, surveying the room from his perch atop the refrigerator-

I always said leading our raids was like herding cats.

-falls back asleep-

More like juggling greased up piglets in zero gravity.

-Bats at a bottlecap. Like, twice. Then falls asleep.-