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I decided a while back that a certain Warlock, Dalebert we shall call him, was The Most Interesting Warlock in the World. But it occurred to me last night that I never gave the rest of Cenarion Circle's portal-summoners and chronic Life-tappers even a fighting chance. So here it is, the Great Warlock Interview of 2012: CC Edition. Defend yourselves!

Why are YOU The Most Interesting Warlock in the World?

ROUND ONE, FIGHT!

Because I will kill any warlock claiming they are more interesting than me. Process of elimination.

http://youtu.be/ro0yZyVR0Qk

Dalebert is a girl?!

Well... my warlock is a Wimplock... does that count?

...Also, I AM wearing purple... >.>

I distributed evil candy to the gnomes of Stormwind with the intent to get them addicted and enslave them, only to turn them into a ravaging horde. Also sent a deathknight minion into Mulgore to poison the wells and lake, devastating the wildlife, as well as young, sick, and elderly tauren (as they were entrapped behind their great gate).