How is the rp over here? Horde and Alliance. I am looking for a new home and I was just curious :3
RP
"Silly elf. Come to this place and not introduce self. Not look through threads to see that all threads devolve into RP here. This elf is unprepared for fight. We could take her. Destroy her. Bring out many demons. Many more than five demons and kill her we could. I am good hunter and could claim much territory if kill her. Get her house, her lands, her purse. Yes, go find ambush point and kill this elf. Overwhelm and surprise this silly elf. Taste her flesh."
"No."
"But elf act like prey. Not prepared for fight. Easy silly prey elf. I, we could take her."
"No, she's just asking for information."
The Demon huffed and snarled. "Elf flesh taste good though."
Dolingen pushed her Demon away and offered the elf a book. Inside was countless detailing information, but the Demon pushed forth again and growled.
"The RP is goooood here. Delicious like migrating geese. Find many people in channels talking to one another and setting up events to stalk and hunt. The allies talk (/join allianceooc) and the horde talk (/join hordeooc). Everyday of the week someone hosts something to indulge in. Mondays for the weak and wounded. They go to the clinic and we sniffs them and debate whether we kill them. Tuesdays is tavern night in Booty Bay. They have meat there. Cooked meat, but sometimes they not cook and it taste almost fresh. Blood still warm. Wednesday they talk behind big building in Stormwind about Light and not understand. You ask allies, they tell you where and when things are. Help you find hunting grounds, but you stay away from my territory. My lands. Or I, we kill you. Yes... And eat your flesh."
"No."
"But elf act like prey. Not prepared for fight. Easy silly prey elf. I, we could take her."
"No, she's just asking for information."
The Demon huffed and snarled. "Elf flesh taste good though."
Dolingen pushed her Demon away and offered the elf a book. Inside was countless detailing information, but the Demon pushed forth again and growled.
"The RP is goooood here. Delicious like migrating geese. Find many people in channels talking to one another and setting up events to stalk and hunt. The allies talk (/join allianceooc) and the horde talk (/join hordeooc). Everyday of the week someone hosts something to indulge in. Mondays for the weak and wounded. They go to the clinic and we sniffs them and debate whether we kill them. Tuesdays is tavern night in Booty Bay. They have meat there. Cooked meat, but sometimes they not cook and it taste almost fresh. Blood still warm. Wednesday they talk behind big building in Stormwind about Light and not understand. You ask allies, they tell you where and when things are. Help you find hunting grounds, but you stay away from my territory. My lands. Or I, we kill you. Yes... And eat your flesh."
Dolingen smiled politely and tugged at the scarf around her neck nervously. Her voice coming out metallic and tinny from the VerbalVocalizer she needed to help her speak since her chords were once torn out.
"Sorry, I... Demon, doesn't like new people right away. She'll warm up to you eventually, I'm sure. I mean you seem nice enough..."
Demon huffed in the recesses of Doli's mind and snarled a laugh. "Demon is good hunter. Elf easy prey. Lost." Doli shook her head, trying to recall where she was.
"...and if you, uh, need any help, please don't hesitate to ask. Someone would surely be able to help you. But you might be safest if you find a guild, Demon respects their claim to territory more than an individual's."
Demon curled her lips in a grin within Doli's mind as she realized that the offer to help would bring the prey closer to strike and Doli swore at her.
"Sorry, I... Demon, doesn't like new people right away. She'll warm up to you eventually, I'm sure. I mean you seem nice enough..."
Demon huffed in the recesses of Doli's mind and snarled a laugh. "Demon is good hunter. Elf easy prey. Lost." Doli shook her head, trying to recall where she was.
"...and if you, uh, need any help, please don't hesitate to ask. Someone would surely be able to help you. But you might be safest if you find a guild, Demon respects their claim to territory more than an individual's."
Demon curled her lips in a grin within Doli's mind as she realized that the offer to help would bring the prey closer to strike and Doli swore at her.
Well, I came to these forums to check out the RP as well (I'm a severe altoholic, and have all 11 character slots on WrA and MG filled), and I think you just sold me...
Pascalle wanders by and watches Doli give a couple of blood elves some informational pamphlets. "Well, fel," she mutters to herself. "Competition's getting uppity. Definitely not drunk enough for this." She gets out a bottle of specially doctored Larva Stout and fixes that. Then she gets out a crumpled scroll or two tied with teal-green ribbons and sealed with gold wax.
"Hey, ladies. Don't take the first offer you see!" she says in really atrocious orcish. Well, that's what she wanted to say, but it came out more like "You there! Puny girl-elves. No zug zug with only one!" Been a while since she shot the breeze with any Ebon Knights who were fluent, and even then they switched to common just to stop her from mangling their language.
She continues on with her pitch. "Take a look around." You will report to watchtower! "Here's a list of guilds and events." Command these forces to a drinking contest! She waved the scroll. (( http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/1072437309 ))
"Oh, and watch out for the crazy ladies with chloroform." Camp followers poison eyes with sudden sleep!
She gave what she hoped was a reassuring smile.
"Hey, ladies. Don't take the first offer you see!" she says in really atrocious orcish. Well, that's what she wanted to say, but it came out more like "You there! Puny girl-elves. No zug zug with only one!" Been a while since she shot the breeze with any Ebon Knights who were fluent, and even then they switched to common just to stop her from mangling their language.
She continues on with her pitch. "Take a look around." You will report to watchtower! "Here's a list of guilds and events." Command these forces to a drinking contest! She waved the scroll. (( http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/1072437309 ))
"Oh, and watch out for the crazy ladies with chloroform." Camp followers poison eyes with sudden sleep!
She gave what she hoped was a reassuring smile.
We eat him. He ask silly questions. Questions that make no sense. Plus he wear top hat that look silly on wolf head. Like cat playing piano. It does not work. Let us eat him.
"No, he didn't do anything to us. Leave him be. It's just a question. We could try answering it for him and helping him out so that he could become a better member of the community. Maybe he'll eventually support Demon rights like you want."
No, only want rights to hunt and eat fresh meat, but you won't let I, we have that. Demon would be stronger. We would be stronger. Make me angry with resistance. Want alpha. Give me alpha so I, we Demon can run free.
Dolingen bit her tongue to send Demon running in pain to hide in the recesses of her mind.
"I do apologize, but sometimes... well nevermind. To answer your question, many of the weekly events are open. No memberships required. Show up and enjoy the social interactions that they encourage."
Chewing on another thought, she rubs at the bridge of her nose and pulls on the scarf around her neck.
"If you do not want to talk about the Light or go to any of the campfires or clinics, you can always make your way to the Blue Recluse. They have many deals on beverages, plus numerous patrons to the establishment. The more people you know about town, the easier it is to strike up an interaction with them at the bank or while buying groceries so it behooves you to find an organization that you feel caters to your interests and join them."
Her voice changes as Demon pounces on Dolingen through the forefront of her mind.
"If you wish live long days, you find group that protect you from me. You smell sweet and delicious. Demon will hunt you and Demon is good hunter. Kill all Demon hunts. Yes..."
Dolingen collapses on the floor, exhausted.
"No, he didn't do anything to us. Leave him be. It's just a question. We could try answering it for him and helping him out so that he could become a better member of the community. Maybe he'll eventually support Demon rights like you want."
No, only want rights to hunt and eat fresh meat, but you won't let I, we have that. Demon would be stronger. We would be stronger. Make me angry with resistance. Want alpha. Give me alpha so I, we Demon can run free.
Dolingen bit her tongue to send Demon running in pain to hide in the recesses of her mind.
"I do apologize, but sometimes... well nevermind. To answer your question, many of the weekly events are open. No memberships required. Show up and enjoy the social interactions that they encourage."
Chewing on another thought, she rubs at the bridge of her nose and pulls on the scarf around her neck.
"If you do not want to talk about the Light or go to any of the campfires or clinics, you can always make your way to the Blue Recluse. They have many deals on beverages, plus numerous patrons to the establishment. The more people you know about town, the easier it is to strike up an interaction with them at the bank or while buying groceries so it behooves you to find an organization that you feel caters to your interests and join them."
Her voice changes as Demon pounces on Dolingen through the forefront of her mind.
"If you wish live long days, you find group that protect you from me. You smell sweet and delicious. Demon will hunt you and Demon is good hunter. Kill all Demon hunts. Yes..."
Dolingen collapses on the floor, exhausted.
Demon slammed to the forefront of Dolingen's mind forcing a shift. Her skin blistered and turned purple as claws erupted from her fingertips and wings sprouted from her back. The horns curled out of her head and the scars around her destroyed vocal chords disappeared. With the VerbalVocalizer falling to the ground, crushed under hoof.
Demon picked up the Imp and swallowed him whole. Without chewing. Then spat him out.
"You taste awful. Need bath bad. Go jump in canal and come back so I,we can eat you properly."
Then she jabbed Gradsben in the chest. A tiny puncture where the claw split through the fur.
"You too. Save me telling you later. I, we will wait."
Demon picked up the Imp and swallowed him whole. Without chewing. Then spat him out.
"You taste awful. Need bath bad. Go jump in canal and come back so I,we can eat you properly."
Then she jabbed Gradsben in the chest. A tiny puncture where the claw split through the fur.
"You too. Save me telling you later. I, we will wait."
Edited by Dolingen on 8/7/2013 6:42 PM PDT
Bear in mind that it's also summer between patches and this current one is rather empty of content. Your best bet is to poke around in /join HordeOOC and see what they say. I think though there are a few groups active in Silvermoon.
((As a curiosity, is there an AllianceOOC channel as well? Kind of a refugee from a high pop server, and looking for some RP. :)
EDIT: Ah yes, the sticky threads tell all. :D))
EDIT: Ah yes, the sticky threads tell all. :D))
Edited by Clayworth on 8/13/2013 9:16 AM PDT
This one is ripe for eating. Smells of dog and magicks like your friend, the Eredar. Let us eat this one. He is foolish and not listen when we speaks. He deserves it.
"We're not going to eat him because he showed up after I mentioned the name of the channel. It is not his fault that he came after I spoke. Besides he is resourceful and discovered the answer on his own by looking through the forums. His is a smart person. He would be a tough prey to kill."
Demon is good hunter. Want the challenge. Will stalk him while he walks through purple roof district and fall upon him. Pounce him, shred him, and eat his heart. Taste sweet magic wolf flesh. Been sooo long since the warmth of fresh blood run down our skin. The sticky silk of blood.
"So we let him know he's on notice. He's good prey to hunt. It'll be more fun if he knows we're coming for him. The resourceful ones always are more fun."
After the conversation in her head resolves itself, Dolingen walks up to the mage and brushes out the wrinkles in his robes. Offering him a peck to his muzzle.
"You have been marked and we are coming for you."
Demon laughed inside Doli's head.
"We're not going to eat him because he showed up after I mentioned the name of the channel. It is not his fault that he came after I spoke. Besides he is resourceful and discovered the answer on his own by looking through the forums. His is a smart person. He would be a tough prey to kill."
Demon is good hunter. Want the challenge. Will stalk him while he walks through purple roof district and fall upon him. Pounce him, shred him, and eat his heart. Taste sweet magic wolf flesh. Been sooo long since the warmth of fresh blood run down our skin. The sticky silk of blood.
"So we let him know he's on notice. He's good prey to hunt. It'll be more fun if he knows we're coming for him. The resourceful ones always are more fun."
After the conversation in her head resolves itself, Dolingen walks up to the mage and brushes out the wrinkles in his robes. Offering him a peck to his muzzle.
"You have been marked and we are coming for you."
Demon laughed inside Doli's head.
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