((No this didn't happen in game, but one can dream))
Noikona landed several paces from the garrison allowing her gryphon to fly away on her own. She began walking up to the main gates when her eyes were assaulted by a nude kaldorei. Her eyes narrowed, a look of disgust covered her face. The kaldorei noticing her ran up to her and exclaimed with a glazed look in his eyes “Can I join you? “
Noikona stopped, clearly annoyed speaking “I think not, now leave me whence you came”
“Oh come on you pretty thing we could have a great time.” He replied with the same senseless look on his face.
Noikona tapped her hoof in thought “I suppose, but not here. A lady has a reputation you know, and I rather not get caught”
The Kaldorei grinned “Yes I know what you mean”
A sly smile crested Noikona’s lips as she asked “Do you have any friends? I am in the mood for a party. How does Dalaran sound?”
The look on his face became very excited “Oh yes let me get them, I will be right back”
He ran off and started shouting at the top of his lungs “Party in Dalaran! Need all!”
With his back turned Noikona opened a portal and waited. After several heartbeats around twenty scantily dressed companions of his emerged from the garrison. All with the same glassy eyed look. Some even appeared to be drooling. She nodded to them moving out from in front of the freshly created portal.
“Are we all ready?” She asked in forced excitement.
They all nodded and rushed towards the portal which showed the spirals of Dalaran. The kaldorei that she had first met waited until all had gone before him. He held out his hand to Noikona gesturing to her to go before him. Noikona rolled her eyes and approached.
When she was a mere hands width away she grabbed him by the neck throwing him head first through the portal. He yelped startled, grabbing at her arm, pulling her half way through. She struggled to keep her balance, but was able to shift her weight in time to keep herself rooted in Elwynn. The Kaldorei screamed as the ground was hundreds of feet below him. Noikona only smiled down at him letting an arcane explosion erupt from her body. His flailing and cries were music to her ears as she watched him fall away.
She backed away letting the portal close. The onslaught of guilt threatened to suffocate her, but she stubbornly shook it off as she entered the now quiet garrison.
Noikona landed several paces from the garrison allowing her gryphon to fly away on her own. She began walking up to the main gates when her eyes were assaulted by a nude kaldorei. Her eyes narrowed, a look of disgust covered her face. The kaldorei noticing her ran up to her and exclaimed with a glazed look in his eyes “Can I join you? “
Noikona stopped, clearly annoyed speaking “I think not, now leave me whence you came”
“Oh come on you pretty thing we could have a great time.” He replied with the same senseless look on his face.
Noikona tapped her hoof in thought “I suppose, but not here. A lady has a reputation you know, and I rather not get caught”
The Kaldorei grinned “Yes I know what you mean”
A sly smile crested Noikona’s lips as she asked “Do you have any friends? I am in the mood for a party. How does Dalaran sound?”
The look on his face became very excited “Oh yes let me get them, I will be right back”
He ran off and started shouting at the top of his lungs “Party in Dalaran! Need all!”
With his back turned Noikona opened a portal and waited. After several heartbeats around twenty scantily dressed companions of his emerged from the garrison. All with the same glassy eyed look. Some even appeared to be drooling. She nodded to them moving out from in front of the freshly created portal.
“Are we all ready?” She asked in forced excitement.
They all nodded and rushed towards the portal which showed the spirals of Dalaran. The kaldorei that she had first met waited until all had gone before him. He held out his hand to Noikona gesturing to her to go before him. Noikona rolled her eyes and approached.
When she was a mere hands width away she grabbed him by the neck throwing him head first through the portal. He yelped startled, grabbing at her arm, pulling her half way through. She struggled to keep her balance, but was able to shift her weight in time to keep herself rooted in Elwynn. The Kaldorei screamed as the ground was hundreds of feet below him. Noikona only smiled down at him letting an arcane explosion erupt from her body. His flailing and cries were music to her ears as she watched him fall away.
She backed away letting the portal close. The onslaught of guilt threatened to suffocate her, but she stubbornly shook it off as she entered the now quiet garrison.
