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The following advertisement has appeared toward the front of the Horde’s April issue of Dancing Draenei, a popular and… er… prestigious magazine for… um… refined… gentlemen.

Need that perfect look for that special evenin’?
Parched for some good, hard beverages?
Searchin’ for that unique gadget or potion to make everythin’ better in life?
Perhaps ya just enjoy havin’ a good time?

I don’t care what your reason is but you absolutely must attend the…

Mormel & Rhazin’s Boutique & Bar™
Noblegarden Sale Spectacular!!!

Nyah! That’s right! After a very successful grand openin’ the Boutique an’ Bar, the only place where ya can buy both the best drinks an’ dresses in one convenient location, is expandin’! Our enterprise has moved beyond the boundaries of the Bilgewater Cartel and has been gainin’ ground within the Steamwheedle Cartel.

We’ll be hostin’ this amazing’ sale event at:

Ratchet in the Northern Barrens.

When does this wondrous miracle occur?

Friday, April 25th at 7:00 pm (Pacific Standard Time) [9pm SoE server time]

Thanks to the generosity of Gazlowe we’ll have full access to the tavern for the evenin’ while the Boutique an’ Bar itself will be settin’ up shop only two doors down from it.

Now this isn’t no ordinary sale event but a Noblegarden sale event! Ya can expect to find all sorts of Noblegarden themed dresses, drinks, gadgets, an’ potions! A few of our eggceptional specials include:

-Buy two pairs of smexy Noblegarden themed lingerie an’ get half of the third pair for free. You get to choose which half.

-Buy one of Rhazin’s amazin’ Noblegarden themed gadgets and you’ll get a free potion ta help ya find those pesky eggs. Note: The Boutique an’ Bar is not liable for any chronic side effects these potions might cause.

-And much, much more!

We’ll also be stockin’ more red bean rice cake dresses ‘cause they were such a hot item last time!

Oh an’ as always Swizelle the Stupendous will be present to dazzle all patrons with her amazin’ magical show! It’s worth comin’ for her performance alone!

So there ya have it folks! You’d have to be a leper gnome not to want to swing on by Ratchet on the 25th for these incredible savings!

PS: Don’t forget to ask Rhazin ‘bout his egg makin’ machine!

Only one week until the Boutique & Bar RP event in Ratchet!

Yumao scans the flyer with interest. Her lips curl upward several times while reading it.
" '... for free. You get to choose which half,' "she reads aloud. "Hmm... perhaps I'd better attend in order to be sure that no handsome muscular Orc gentlemen accidentally choose the wrong half. Yes... as-" her eyes turn upward as she attempts to come up with a blameless reason. "As a chaperone! Yes! A chaperone!"

((Looking forward to attending! Your adverts in the forums have made this usually-Alliance RPer finally level up a Horde character so that she can attend one!))

((Thanks! :D It's always great seeing more players become interested in the Horde RP scene and I look forward to seeing you at the event. You should also check out the AAMS Lounge Night if you have not already. It's held every Saturday at 7pm pacific time [that's 9pm SoE time] at Hardwrench Hideaway north of Booty Bay.))

((Curses! I was too late this time but hope to catch the next. Thanks for letting me know about it! I hadn't heard of it before!))

((You're welcome! The AAMS Lounge is a weekly thing so you can always try to catch the next one.))

Tomorrow's the day!

A big thanks to those that were able to come. Even though the group this time was small I had a ton of fun! :D