"HOLD ON", says you "Chachaa, you devilishly delicious deviant! TWO food products inside what you assume has been a WEEK?"
DAMN RIGHT! Because, see, I- really- I care. That's why I'm presenting, frrresh from the oven of my heart, PAZZAH!
Now, you're all saying "What the fel is Pazzah?" Well, let me break it down fer ya. You take your flat-bread base- nice and thin- and you spread a rich and wonderfull tomato sauce ontop'a 'at, and then! Then you add the cheese and bits of flesh from various creatures. Granted, that parts optional. Th'bits'a flesh part. ANYWAY.
You take it all, cook it on up in'a flash-burner oven and WAHA! PAZZAH!
Hot, gooey and delicious with a collection of rich and wonderful flavor. What was that? Your taste buds are having a collective seizure from the deliciousness? Well revive them with some Payload Sparkle juice, FREE with an order of any large pie!
So, contact us via yer nearest radio station, an' we'll air-drop you a delicious pie in no more then thirty minutes!
HUZZAH, It's Payload Pazzah!
DAMN RIGHT! Because, see, I- really- I care. That's why I'm presenting, frrresh from the oven of my heart, PAZZAH!
Now, you're all saying "What the fel is Pazzah?" Well, let me break it down fer ya. You take your flat-bread base- nice and thin- and you spread a rich and wonderfull tomato sauce ontop'a 'at, and then! Then you add the cheese and bits of flesh from various creatures. Granted, that parts optional. Th'bits'a flesh part. ANYWAY.
You take it all, cook it on up in'a flash-burner oven and WAHA! PAZZAH!
Hot, gooey and delicious with a collection of rich and wonderful flavor. What was that? Your taste buds are having a collective seizure from the deliciousness? Well revive them with some Payload Sparkle juice, FREE with an order of any large pie!
So, contact us via yer nearest radio station, an' we'll air-drop you a delicious pie in no more then thirty minutes!
HUZZAH, It's Payload Pazzah!
