A simple flyer calls out to you--
"YOU! Yes, you!
Have you ever seen a fantastic brawl or honorable duel and sighed wistfully, wishing you were as awesome as the valiant combatants?
Have you ever overheard old gladiators, reliving their many heart-pounding fights and stared on longingly, without any such encounters to share?
Well, what's stopping you from joining?
The Clockwalker-Catfish Collective would love to have you! We don't care if you've trained all your life for this, or just think it'd be fun- Join us in the oldest and greatest sport on Azeroth: Ritualized Team Combat!
You'll be provided with a loving coach, a supportive team, and whatever else you need to get into the Arena! We don't need every minute of your life- we don't even need your guild affiliation (though it'd be nice)- we just need people who are ready to have fun!
If you're wondering "well, what do I get out of this?" then.. maybe you're not a good fit for us, but I'll tell you anyway!
- Fabulous, beautiful weaponry: Oh so shiny!
- Discovering yourself: What tricks can you pull out that you didn't even know you had?
- Staying in practice: When the next big threat comes around, you'll be more ready than ever to take it down!
- Companionship: What builds the bonds of friendship better than the threat of mortal injury?
Join us, and play around in the most adrenalicious sport in all of the known dimensions!"
(( This is entirely serious. I run arena teams, and what I require from my mates is that you want to have fun. That's all! 3v3 and 5v5 are FAR more fun than 2's, and I just need more people around to play with to make those happen more often!
I'm sure there's more blather I could throw in here, but.. you get the idea! Join! PvP! Enjoy! Please! ))
"YOU! Yes, you!
Have you ever seen a fantastic brawl or honorable duel and sighed wistfully, wishing you were as awesome as the valiant combatants?
Have you ever overheard old gladiators, reliving their many heart-pounding fights and stared on longingly, without any such encounters to share?
Well, what's stopping you from joining?
The Clockwalker-Catfish Collective would love to have you! We don't care if you've trained all your life for this, or just think it'd be fun- Join us in the oldest and greatest sport on Azeroth: Ritualized Team Combat!
You'll be provided with a loving coach, a supportive team, and whatever else you need to get into the Arena! We don't need every minute of your life- we don't even need your guild affiliation (though it'd be nice)- we just need people who are ready to have fun!
If you're wondering "well, what do I get out of this?" then.. maybe you're not a good fit for us, but I'll tell you anyway!
- Fabulous, beautiful weaponry: Oh so shiny!
- Discovering yourself: What tricks can you pull out that you didn't even know you had?
- Staying in practice: When the next big threat comes around, you'll be more ready than ever to take it down!
- Companionship: What builds the bonds of friendship better than the threat of mortal injury?
Join us, and play around in the most adrenalicious sport in all of the known dimensions!"
(( This is entirely serious. I run arena teams, and what I require from my mates is that you want to have fun. That's all! 3v3 and 5v5 are FAR more fun than 2's, and I just need more people around to play with to make those happen more often!
I'm sure there's more blather I could throw in here, but.. you get the idea! Join! PvP! Enjoy! Please! ))
