"NEW!" from Payload Inc.!!!
GOBBOCKS "COFFEE"!
Better than GnomishJoe because we use REALGNOME™**! But enough about gnomes, let's talk about something exciting, US!
Gobbock's Coffee! Guaranteed to only explode after you drink it, the real kicker upper!
Ask about our Super-Maxi-Mega-Vented Snotté, now with improved viscosity for longer engine life and that great morning freshness feel!!
Browse our menu and be AMAZED!*** We're rolling out magic bro!
That's right, there's a new coffee sheriff in town, and we have an ARMY of highly motivated, extremely alert, and slightly twitchy Barristassassins at our beck and call. DO NOT MESS WITH US. WATCH US BURY YOU.
Gobbock's Coffee, for when you absolutely, positively, undeniably need to never ever sleep again.
* - we're not sure what it means either, but marketing assures us it's Awesome.
** - RealGnome™ is a trademark of Gobbocks Coffee and does not imply use of actual gnomes. RealGnome™ may or may not contain synthetic parts, flammable fuels, or highly unstable fissile material.
*** - yes. amazed, we're not kidding. for serious. bow before our awesomeness. We only put those two asterisks there to make sure you noticed. We're that clever. We can't help it if your lives are so much more super than yours.
**** - presence of gahoolies not required to experience full wallop. drink with caution and a cushioned landing area
***** - Gobbock's Coffee not responsible for glazed eyes, mental breakdown, collapse of personal reality field, or other acts of cosmic crab nape flaxwergle frazzckt876SD*&^%$^%$#HGVHGFD$%##%$…… don't pick a fight with a warlock, they travel in single file to hide their number. Nine.
GOBBOCKS "COFFEE"!
Better than GnomishJoe because we use REALGNOME™**! But enough about gnomes, let's talk about something exciting, US!
Gobbock's Coffee! Guaranteed to only explode after you drink it, the real kicker upper!
Ask about our Super-Maxi-Mega-Vented Snotté, now with improved viscosity for longer engine life and that great morning freshness feel!!
Browse our menu and be AMAZED!*** We're rolling out magic bro!
- Snotté …………… 30 gold
Double Snotté With Green …………… 40 gold
Triple Snotté with a halfcafftwist and a corkscrew …………… 60 gold
Super-Maxi-Mega-Vented Snotté, on the backside with a slide …………… 80 gold
ExtraMegaMaxiUberFrappaLappaDingaDong Snotté, with FINS baby …………… 100 gold
BringMeAChallengeSomebodé …………… 10 gold
The Diaper Strapper …………… 30 gold
GahoolieWallop**** …………… 50 gold
Fisherman's Buddy …………… 90 gold
The Sheen***** …………… 3000 gold
That's right, there's a new coffee sheriff in town, and we have an ARMY of highly motivated, extremely alert, and slightly twitchy Barristassassins at our beck and call. DO NOT MESS WITH US. WATCH US BURY YOU.
Gobbock's Coffee, for when you absolutely, positively, undeniably need to never ever sleep again.
* - we're not sure what it means either, but marketing assures us it's Awesome.
** - RealGnome™ is a trademark of Gobbocks Coffee and does not imply use of actual gnomes. RealGnome™ may or may not contain synthetic parts, flammable fuels, or highly unstable fissile material.
*** - yes. amazed, we're not kidding. for serious. bow before our awesomeness. We only put those two asterisks there to make sure you noticed. We're that clever. We can't help it if your lives are so much more super than yours.
**** - presence of gahoolies not required to experience full wallop. drink with caution and a cushioned landing area
***** - Gobbock's Coffee not responsible for glazed eyes, mental breakdown, collapse of personal reality field, or other acts of cosmic crab nape flaxwergle frazzckt876SD*&^%$^%$#HGVHGFD$%##%$…… don't pick a fight with a warlock, they travel in single file to hide their number. Nine.
Edited by Kinkiesnax on 3/1/2011 11:23 AM PST
