The big tauren strode through the back streets of Booty Bay until he reached a certain office in a certain alleyway.
<KNOKKNOKKNOK>
Whaaa?
<sounds of clattering bottles and used fadeleaf pipes>
Go'Way! I'm BUSY here!
<WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM>
Awwright! I'm opening up...sheesh..ya gonna give me a condition .... <door unlatching> ... OH SHI*URK...
A massive paw lifted the tiny green postmaster up to eye level....
"Howdy Minion ... y'all remember me?"
"_gulp_ Mistah Plainswander! Sir yessir! We ain't bothered da AAMS in years sir! I swear it on all my accounts!"
"That're real fina ta heah Minion, really fine....but that ain't why Ah'm here..."
"Oh thank Gold..wait..it's not? Den what're you..."
"Ah needs a delivery.....and YOU'RE gonna do it..."
"We are? I mean..yeah, we ARE!"
"for FREE..."
"WHAT? ARE YOU INSA....*urk*"
Plainswander tightened his fist around the neck of the strugling green postmaster, and brought one slightly luminous eye up real close...
"Y'all is gonna deliver this, fer free, ta who Ah tells ya to....or Ah'm a come back, and get reaaaalllll innerested in yer accounts. You feel me, greenie?"
"squeakyessirwhateveryousaysirdeliverygauranteedsirrightawaysir"
"That's my Gob..now here, you delivers this, an' we're square. No more threats, no more troubles. Hell, I might even hook you up with a new company I knows of...."
Plainswander hands the panting goblin a letter, sealed, with one address written on it in pale violet ink..
CONFIDENTIAL:
Lady Gentyl or Her Honor Ehlina Vargas
Stormwind, Elwynn Forest
Eastern Kingdoms
Evenin' ladies. Or what ever time it may be. I trust this message finds you well, and that the recent troubles have not lain too heavily on your souls.
When last we spoke, I said that while I was unwilling to move on the matter of the barrens, other areas were deserving of attention as well. Enclosed please find detailed information regarding troop movements, supply lines, Grimtotem population centers, and watch rotations for the areas of Ashenvale and central Stonetalon. there's been mistakes on both sides, we're cleaning up the barrens, I trust you'll do what's right with this information as well.
With respect
P"
As he left th building, the big Tauren turned to the little goblin with one last message..
"Oh, an' Minon? I find out anyone but them two read that letter...well...y'all remember that wave done come took out this town a bit ago?"
"yeah? whattabouttit?"
"I'll be worse."
"*gulp*"
<KNOKKNOKKNOK>
Whaaa?
<sounds of clattering bottles and used fadeleaf pipes>
Go'Way! I'm BUSY here!
<WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM>
Awwright! I'm opening up...sheesh..ya gonna give me a condition .... <door unlatching> ... OH SHI*URK...
A massive paw lifted the tiny green postmaster up to eye level....
"Howdy Minion ... y'all remember me?"
"_gulp_ Mistah Plainswander! Sir yessir! We ain't bothered da AAMS in years sir! I swear it on all my accounts!"
"That're real fina ta heah Minion, really fine....but that ain't why Ah'm here..."
"Oh thank Gold..wait..it's not? Den what're you..."
"Ah needs a delivery.....and YOU'RE gonna do it..."
"We are? I mean..yeah, we ARE!"
"for FREE..."
"WHAT? ARE YOU INSA....*urk*"
Plainswander tightened his fist around the neck of the strugling green postmaster, and brought one slightly luminous eye up real close...
"Y'all is gonna deliver this, fer free, ta who Ah tells ya to....or Ah'm a come back, and get reaaaalllll innerested in yer accounts. You feel me, greenie?"
"squeakyessirwhateveryousaysirdeliverygauranteedsirrightawaysir"
"That's my Gob..now here, you delivers this, an' we're square. No more threats, no more troubles. Hell, I might even hook you up with a new company I knows of...."
Plainswander hands the panting goblin a letter, sealed, with one address written on it in pale violet ink..
CONFIDENTIAL:
Lady Gentyl or Her Honor Ehlina Vargas
Stormwind, Elwynn Forest
Eastern Kingdoms
Evenin' ladies. Or what ever time it may be. I trust this message finds you well, and that the recent troubles have not lain too heavily on your souls.
When last we spoke, I said that while I was unwilling to move on the matter of the barrens, other areas were deserving of attention as well. Enclosed please find detailed information regarding troop movements, supply lines, Grimtotem population centers, and watch rotations for the areas of Ashenvale and central Stonetalon. there's been mistakes on both sides, we're cleaning up the barrens, I trust you'll do what's right with this information as well.
With respect
P"
As he left th building, the big Tauren turned to the little goblin with one last message..
"Oh, an' Minon? I find out anyone but them two read that letter...well...y'all remember that wave done come took out this town a bit ago?"
"yeah? whattabouttit?"
"I'll be worse."
"*gulp*"
