World of Warcraft®

Guildname: Some Reassembly Required
no website.
Guild Leaders: Donald Oliver Mund (Dolmund), Ungunguh, Shattering
IC/OOC: everything but our OOC channel and instances are IC
Guild size / level: very very small, level 1

We are extremely unpleasant people*.

Want someone killed IC?
send us a message.

Want someone harassed IC?
send us a message.

Want an area invaded and offensive behavior engaged in IC?
send us... you get the idea.

We are always recruiting. Must join IC. Find one of us. We need more Really Unpleasant People*.

* - Really Unpleasant People means: murderers, maniacs, sociopathic deviants, drunks (angry violent ones, drippy emo ones, quiet scary ones....), thieves, machiavellian psychos, profiteers, middle managers, salespeople, religious fanatics, political extremists, mercenary "fixers", terrorists, horde assassins, spies, procurers, beings of loose moral fiber, and flagrant card cheats. Basically, anyone who you would not want to meet in a dark alley. Fanatical forsaken "evangelists" a big plus. Join us**, be unrepentantly, obviously, and gleefully evil. Do Bad Things***.

** - unless you really ARE a raging butt-hat, in which case, steer clear of us please. IC, we're the scum of the scum. OOC, we're all older guys with families and/or extensive outside lives. And we're really quite nice. There's just not enough of us, and we need more poeple to get the guild moving, so hey, help us meet (meat) new friends, and be part of our little twisted vision for a more miserable Azeroth. Finally, we're all adults, we expect you to be too, regardless of age.

*** - but probably not as a group until we get bigger. Our active roster has little time to play, so while we're all on reasonably often, it's rarely all at once. We need help building the guild. And no, we will NEVER mass invite and then mass kick. In case you were worried about that. Once you're in, you're in until you either a) choose to leave, or b) do something genuinely offensive on an OOC scale.

NOTE: Shattering does not speak OOC at all. Ever.

posting to add: things we do not do....

...plot to take over azeroth
...plot to kill everyone (we strongly believe in a "one body at a time" approach, it's more personal that way. And customer service is everything to us. Really.)
...lead revolutions
...inspire the populace to overthrow their leaders and then commit grievous acts of carnal horror upon their smoking corpses
...go on daisy picking expeditions (Okay, we do, but not publically. and we NEVER sing happy little songs while we're doing it.)
...try to seduce people with how "dark and cool" we are. We are the very antithesis of cool.
...we will always stab you in the front. Mostly. Except when we don't.
...maintain coherence and consistency, the hallmarks of any quality organization.