Shado-Pan Garrison, Townlong Steppes.
“Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahaha! You’re going on leave for a party?” The pandaren monk slapped his knee, round belly rolling with laughter. Aculeo gave a huff, occupied as he was with packing his bedroll, his belongings lined up next to the meager coil of cloth. “What Woozie, you don’t think I enjoy going to social gatherings?” At that response, the monk doubled over, hands clutched at his stomach, laughter coming out in strangled wheezes, the grey haired monk completely overcome. Eventually, he managed to straighten, a paw coming up to wipe a tear from the corner of his eye, his muzzle split into a broad grin of amusement. “No, Acu. I’m just wondering what madman invited you to a party. You have to be the most insufferable individual I know. How did you even manage that?”
The blood elf shoved his bedroll against his pack, quickly gathering field dressings and sundry blacksmithing supplies, a twinge of annoyance seen on his face. He muttered under his breath before he looked over his shoulder at the other Shado-Pan fighter. “You should get to know me better, old man. I’m actually capable of being quite sociable. Unlike certain raging alcoholics I know.” He turns back to his task, stacking more supplies within the quickly bulging backpack. The monk, as if to underline the blood elf’s words, had taken a flask from his belt, quickly draining the container, amber liquid dribbling in drops from his grey furred muzzle. He even managed to look somewhat offended. “Raging? You name the last time my drinking got me into trouble.” True to form, the flask had been returned to the pandaren’s belt, and was quickly replaced with an oversized gourd, which was then raised to the monk’s lips. He swallowed deeply, wiping his mouth on the back of his glove before gesturing at the warrior. “Compared to, say, bragging about killing three mogu with a fishing rod to the patrol filled with their friends when they have us surrounded.”
The blood elf turned from his packing and raised his index finger. “Four, it was four, Woozie. If you are going to insult me with the truth, at least get the number right. Besides, for the record, if we’re surrounded by mogu, we’re going to be fighting them anyways.” Honor satisfied, he turned back around, packing the last of his belongings. The monk shook his head, hands giving dismissive waves. “That wasn’t the point, Acu. My point being, there were other ways of getting out of that situation, other than antagonizing the enemy and then cutting through a sea of bodies to freedom.” The blood elf gave a sigh, and ceased his motions for a moment. His hands rested on the front of his thighs, fingers tapping impatiently, the noise of metal of metal surprisingly loud within the Shado-Pan tent. He doesn’t even give the monk the courtesy of looking in his direction. “What are you trying to say, Woozie? We were better. We lived, they died. That’s how things work.”
Woozie stared at the back of the elf’s head, downing the rest of the alcohol in his gourd, this time not even bothering to wipe his face. “What I’m trying to say, Aculeo, is that you are so damned bull headed. Fight first, ask questions later. You wonder why I laugh at the thought of you at a party. What will happen if someone insults you, or does something you don’t like? You can’t just fight your way out of every situation you find yourself in.” The clicking of plate encased fingers against armor grew more frequent, an audible sign of the warrior’s irritation. His head turns, watching the monk from the corner of one bright green eye. His tone was haughty. “No one would dare offer me insult. Apart from that, you let me worry about how I’ll respond.” His head turned back to the pack, body leaning forward to secure the bedroll to the side, before he took a quick inventory. Satisfied, he stood, facing the monk and crossing his arms over his chest. “And you would be surprised what I can fight my way clear of.”
Woozie shook his head again, and he walked past the elf, patting him on the shoulder as he passed him towards the tent flap. “Mark my words boy, your pride and your mouth are going to land you somewhere where your skill won’t be able to get you out one of these days. I don’t think I’ll want to see it happen, but it might just be the only way you will learn.” The blood elf didn’t turn as the monk stepped into the morning air of the Steppes. He actually considered the words of Woozie before shaking his head, ego reacting negatively to the prediction. He leaned down to pick up his pack and slung it over one shoulder, making his own way from the tent.
“Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahaha! You’re going on leave for a party?” The pandaren monk slapped his knee, round belly rolling with laughter. Aculeo gave a huff, occupied as he was with packing his bedroll, his belongings lined up next to the meager coil of cloth. “What Woozie, you don’t think I enjoy going to social gatherings?” At that response, the monk doubled over, hands clutched at his stomach, laughter coming out in strangled wheezes, the grey haired monk completely overcome. Eventually, he managed to straighten, a paw coming up to wipe a tear from the corner of his eye, his muzzle split into a broad grin of amusement. “No, Acu. I’m just wondering what madman invited you to a party. You have to be the most insufferable individual I know. How did you even manage that?”
The blood elf shoved his bedroll against his pack, quickly gathering field dressings and sundry blacksmithing supplies, a twinge of annoyance seen on his face. He muttered under his breath before he looked over his shoulder at the other Shado-Pan fighter. “You should get to know me better, old man. I’m actually capable of being quite sociable. Unlike certain raging alcoholics I know.” He turns back to his task, stacking more supplies within the quickly bulging backpack. The monk, as if to underline the blood elf’s words, had taken a flask from his belt, quickly draining the container, amber liquid dribbling in drops from his grey furred muzzle. He even managed to look somewhat offended. “Raging? You name the last time my drinking got me into trouble.” True to form, the flask had been returned to the pandaren’s belt, and was quickly replaced with an oversized gourd, which was then raised to the monk’s lips. He swallowed deeply, wiping his mouth on the back of his glove before gesturing at the warrior. “Compared to, say, bragging about killing three mogu with a fishing rod to the patrol filled with their friends when they have us surrounded.”
The blood elf turned from his packing and raised his index finger. “Four, it was four, Woozie. If you are going to insult me with the truth, at least get the number right. Besides, for the record, if we’re surrounded by mogu, we’re going to be fighting them anyways.” Honor satisfied, he turned back around, packing the last of his belongings. The monk shook his head, hands giving dismissive waves. “That wasn’t the point, Acu. My point being, there were other ways of getting out of that situation, other than antagonizing the enemy and then cutting through a sea of bodies to freedom.” The blood elf gave a sigh, and ceased his motions for a moment. His hands rested on the front of his thighs, fingers tapping impatiently, the noise of metal of metal surprisingly loud within the Shado-Pan tent. He doesn’t even give the monk the courtesy of looking in his direction. “What are you trying to say, Woozie? We were better. We lived, they died. That’s how things work.”
Woozie stared at the back of the elf’s head, downing the rest of the alcohol in his gourd, this time not even bothering to wipe his face. “What I’m trying to say, Aculeo, is that you are so damned bull headed. Fight first, ask questions later. You wonder why I laugh at the thought of you at a party. What will happen if someone insults you, or does something you don’t like? You can’t just fight your way out of every situation you find yourself in.” The clicking of plate encased fingers against armor grew more frequent, an audible sign of the warrior’s irritation. His head turns, watching the monk from the corner of one bright green eye. His tone was haughty. “No one would dare offer me insult. Apart from that, you let me worry about how I’ll respond.” His head turned back to the pack, body leaning forward to secure the bedroll to the side, before he took a quick inventory. Satisfied, he stood, facing the monk and crossing his arms over his chest. “And you would be surprised what I can fight my way clear of.”
Woozie shook his head again, and he walked past the elf, patting him on the shoulder as he passed him towards the tent flap. “Mark my words boy, your pride and your mouth are going to land you somewhere where your skill won’t be able to get you out one of these days. I don’t think I’ll want to see it happen, but it might just be the only way you will learn.” The blood elf didn’t turn as the monk stepped into the morning air of the Steppes. He actually considered the words of Woozie before shaking his head, ego reacting negatively to the prediction. He leaned down to pick up his pack and slung it over one shoulder, making his own way from the tent.