Gertha set the mug of mead on the tray next to the bowl full of stewed mutton. She smiled as she looked down at the lunch she had made. The recent loss of her left hand had made normal, everyday tasks exceptionally difficult to perform. Gertha was more than a little proud that she had overcome the obstacles the amputation had presented.
Carefully, she scooted the tray toward the edge of the counter with her stump. She slid her right hand under the tray and lifted slowly. Balancing the tray on her way to the table would be precarious at best.
She was a foot away from the table when the front door suddenly burst open. A tiny blur of pink barreled into the room at a high rate of speed. The small shape nearly crashed into Gertha but stopped short just in time. Nevertheless, the food tray fell to the table with a loud clatter. Mead sloshed out of the mug and onto the mutton. Gertha scowled.
“Ach! Nabbi! Fer cryin’ ou’ loud!”
“Gerty! I have a present for you and you’ll never guess who it’s from.” Lrigknab pulled a medium sized box out of her satchel and set it on the table. “Go on…guess!”
“Brann Bronzebeard.”
“Who?”
Gertha glowered at the tiny pink fuzz ball. “Jus' tell me who sent it while I open it.” She picked up the package with her right hand and placed it into the crook of her left arm. She was just about to pull off the lid when the gnome shouted.
“It’s from the GOAT!”
One moment the package had been neatly tucked near Gertha’s chest. One second later the package hit the wall on the opposite side of the room and Gertha was shoving the table with her right shoulder, tipping it onto its side in an effort to barricade herself. Her carefully prepared lunch was now decorating the floor.
Lrigknab just stood there staring at the swirls of mutton and mead mixing on the wooden boards.
“How did she manage ta send sometin' from beyond ta grave?” Gertha managed to rasp out.
“Gerty….I probably should have mentioned a few things first.” Lrigknab looked a bit chagrined. “Come on, get up. Let me explain.”
The stubborn dwarf didn’t move. “Get dat package out o' here first.”
Lrigknab scooted around the slowly spreading mess on the floor and picked up the box. She pulled off the lid as she walked back to Gertha’s hiding place. As she approached the hunkered down dwarf, she held out the box so that the inside was visible.
Gertha didn’t even look. Not wanting a repeat of her first amputation, she flung her stump at the box, knocking the contents to the floor. She scrambled to her feet and ran into the kitchen.
“Gerty!” A fretful sigh escaped the gnome’s lips. She picked up the item that was now covered in a disgusting mix of mead and mutton. Once in the kitchen she didn’t even look at Gertha. She just went to the sink and began cleaning the gift.
“Gerty…I should have told you…well, actually the boss-lady should have told you, but she’s been too busy hanging around that scary death knight lately…” Her voice trails off as she makes a disgusted face.
“Noikona is alive.”
Cowering in the corner, Gertha shifts uncomfortably.
“I don’t know all the details and I don’t think the boss-lady does either. It doesn’t matter. The goat is back and…well…she seems different.” Lrigknab plucked a towel from a nearby rack and began drying off the item in her hand. “Boss-lady still doesn’t trust her…can’t say I blame her…but Noikona gave this to her. She said it was for you.” Lrigknab holds up what appears to be a hand. “I promise you, Gerty, the boss-lady had it thoroughly checked out. It’s not a bomb.”
Gertha looked at the hand for a moment before moving forward. “Well, if da boss-lady tinks it’s okay, den it mus’ be.” Reaching out with her right hand she took the fake hand and set it on the counter, turning it over. “Ach! It not be a dwarven hand, but…it has claws…like a weapon.” This aspect of the hand seems to interest her very much and she pokes at the protrusions, testing their sharpness.
Lrigknab hesitates slightly but then quietly states, “I think…I think Noikona might be trying to say she is sorry.”
“Hmph!” Gertha picked up the hand and set it firmly on her stump. “Even fits.” She exited the kitchen and moved toward the tipped table. Using her good hand and the new one she was able to right the table. She twisted her wrist slowly, gazing at the false hand from all angles. “Works too.”
Gertha turned to look at Lrigknab who had followed her from the kitchen. “She still has ta answer fer what she did ta ya.” To emphasize her point, Gertha slammed her new hand onto the table. “And she nearly blew off da boss-lady’s leg! Dat goat had better do more dan dis if she wants ta apologize!”