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Squidgie the Moist Gnome o' Love here! I wanted to say good morning to all the heroic adventurers of Azeroth and beyond! Squidgie is excited to be a part of your tales, and can't wait to give moist, loving hugs to everyone! Horde or Alliance, Squidgie loves everybody! If you see Squidgie out in the world, give him a /hug! I'll dance and caper for you, and then hug you back, and we'll have hilarious, possibly sopping adventures together!

Squidgie is excited for the possibilities!

*stares with a look of horror, taking a step back, then two steps, then bolts and runs in the opposite direction*

You had me at 'moist'.

Moist and succulent, yesss. Give us.

*gnashes her teeth horribly, drooling at the thought of a tender gnomish morsel*

*moistly hugs Daci*

I love you all!

You lost me at 'love'.

SQUIDGIE LOVES EVERYBODY!

*moist hugs all around*

Maybe we can use him as a squeegie to clean windows!?

*Thinks for a moment*

Maybe we could make gnome cider out of him? I mean if he is that soggy? You never know. It might sell?

Squidgie isn't for drinking, Squidgie is for squishy, loving hugs! Squidgie loves Noikona nonetheless, and would happily hug ALL the people from Fruit of Elune! Squidgie will be a fierce raider one day, he knows, and he's well aware of the illustrious (but not moist! Why? WHY?!) history of FoE!

*hugs everyone*

*vigorously attacks the "moist" gnome with a towel*

Squidgie the Moist Gnome o' Love here! I wanted to say good morning to all the heroic adventurers of Azeroth and beyond! Squidgie is excited to be a part of your tales, and can't wait to give moist, loving hugs to everyone! Horde or Alliance, Squidgie loves everybody! If you see Squidgie out in the world, give him a /hug! I'll dance and caper for you, and then hug you back, and we'll have hilarious, possibly soaping adventures together!

Squidgie is excited for the possibilities!

Fixed.

*is suspicious of this*

Squidgie knows Thanksgiving is coming up, and it's Squidgie's sincere (and moist!) hope that you all have a spectacular holiday! Squidgie realizes this is largely an American holiday, but Squidgie still wants all his Cenarion Circle playmates to feast, enjoy family and friends, and be recharged for ongoing adventures of love and moisture in Azeroth and beyond!

Happy Thanksgiving, Cenarion Circle!

*Wonders if she can get on the good side of the Syndicate by delivering them a fresh, moist gnome? Maybe even with an apple in its mouth. It is the season of giving after all*