World of Warcraft®

HEY FOLKS, ZALOX HERE.

EVER WANTED TO JOIN THE BEST GUILD IN THE WORLD? NO? THEN GET OUT OF HERE, THIS THREAD ISN'T FOR YOU. LIVING THE DREAM IS AN AS-OF-YET UNFORMED GUILD THAT INTENDS TO BEGIN RAIDING WHEN CATACLYSM BEGINS. WE ARE CURRENTLY ACCEPTING SIGNATURES.

WE SHALL PRIDE OURSELVES IN RUDENESS, LITERACY, AND OUR ABILITY TO ACTUALLY PLAY WARCRAFT. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, IF YOU CAN'T STAND CAPS LOCK, OR IF YOU'RE LAME, YOU DON'T BELONG IN OUR GUILD.

HIT ME UP WITH A LETTER OR SEND ME A TELL WHEN I'M ON IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING OR IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION.

IF YOU WANT TO JOIN BUT YOU AREN'T TOO THRILLED WITH THE PROSPECT OF RAIDING, BY ALL MEANS, CONTACT ME.

STAY CLASSY,

-ZALOX

I understand what you're going for, but keep in mind that full-on caps lock does actually make text slightly more difficult to read.

Hit ^ w/ q

Does that work?

Hm... nothing seemed to happen. I am on OS X however, which is probably why.

Hmmm, looks like I will have to try harder.

HIT ^ W/ A:Z

Hopefully that works.

Ah, a joke. Not a system command.

I understand what you're going for, but keep in mind that full-on caps lock does actually make text slightly more difficult to read.

THAT WOULD BE COMPROMISING WHO I AM, AND LIVING THE DREAM IS ABOUT BEING WHO YOU ARE, SO LONG AS YOU ARE INCREDIBLY OBNOXIOUS AND ARROGANT ABOUT IT.