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The following advertisement has been plastered on the side of zeppelins throughout all Horde territories, often accompanied by a painting of a dark haired goblin woman giving a thumbs up while winking.

Need that smexy look for that smexy date?
Thistin’ for some good, strong drinks?
Yearnin‘ for that special gizmo to solve all of your problems?
Or are ya just lookin‘ to get out an‘ have some fun?

Any reason is a good reason to attend the…

Mormel & Rhazin’s Boutique & Bar™
Gizmoception Sale Spectacular!!!

Nyah! That’s right! The Boutique an’ Bar is the only place where ya can buy the best drinks, dresses an’ gadgets in one convenient location! However, recently we have greatly increased our stock of engineered items so it‘s only fittin‘ that we hold our next sale event at:

Area 52 in the Netherstorm of Outland.

Sunday, May 25th at 7:00 pm (Pacific Standard Time)

We’ll be settin’ up shop in the northern part of the town.

But a slew of new gadgets isn’t the only thing we’ll be stockin’! Prepare to be amazed by our incredible line of smexy gizmo themed dresses. Furthermore, every purchase of an engineered doohickey will apply a discount to a dress of your choosin’ along with a free round of cold ones! You just don’t see deals like this every day!

As always we’ll be stockin’ more red bean rice cake dresses along with other panda land food clothin‘ ‘cause they are such hot items! Also, we’ll have the very talented Swizelle the Stupendous in attendance to dazzle all patrons with her incredible magic show. It’s worth comin’ for her performance alone!

So there ya have it folks! You’d have to be a sand worm not to want to come by Area 52 on the 25th for these deals!

PS: Make sure Rhazin shows you his robotic raptor.

[The Boutique & Bar is a cross realm zone Horde RP event hosted every month by myself, Rhazin, and Swizelle. It is designed to be a fun, friendly and accessible event for those who want to attend and mingle with fellow Horde RPers from not only your home realm but other RP realms as well. Bear in mind that the Boutique & Bar is not sponsored by a guild but, rather, by a collection of quirky goblins so we are especially open to seeing new faces.]

[Initially we focused on the Cenarion Circle and Sisters of Elune servers to foster additional Horde RP between our two realms. After having held two successful events we decided to broaden our audience and happily extend an invitation to Horde RPers from Blackwater Raiders, Wyrmrest Accord, and Moon Guard.]

[Because we have attendees from multiple realms all transactions at the store will be handled in-character via RP rather than directly trading items for gold (since you can not trade to people from other servers). If you have any questions about the event then feel free to ask me either in game or post a reply in this thread.]

[Note: Be aware that we use Cenarion Circle server time (ie pacific standard time) for all of our scheduling. Thus 7pm would be 8pm mountain time, 9pm central time, and 10pm eastern time.]

Hmmm a new hair style, a change of clothes, she'l never recognize me.

I wonder if they will notice a Night Elf in the crowd?

05/06/2014 09:47 AMPosted by Yuuko

Hmmm a new hair style, a change of clothes, she'l never recognize me.

[I'm sure she won't, especially if you change your hair color too. ;-)]

05/06/2014 11:36 AMPosted by Elvenmoon

I wonder if they will notice a Night Elf in the crowd?

[Not at all! Gold is gold and Mormel does not care where it comes from. In fact, if you know of someone on your B. ID list that is coming on their Horde character they can act as a translator for you. Actually, I'm also willing to swap B. ID tags for some cross faction RP at the event if you are interested. Just be aware that Mormel's common is a bit more like... commongrish IC.]

Ingle volunteers to supply the food and cook. Also the... "entertainment.")

If by "entertainment" you mean making good use of that pole I have set up in the corner then you're hired!

Only one week to go!

05/18/2014 09:15 AMPosted by Mormel

Only one week to go!

((Are you sure you will remember where to go?))

Rhazin paces his workshop back at Bilgewater Harbor, looking like he's bout ready to collapse at any moment from lack of sleep. Around his shop besides the usual area of various machine parts and schematics spread about are a large number of coffee pots, most empty with one almost full of cigar stubs.

Finally stopping back at his workdesk he grabs for one of the pots almost pouring out a few used up stogies but quickly snaps back to reality and pushes both away saying, "Ah, what am I going to do? Can't disappoint the customers who expect a show but...", looking down he picks up a piece of draft paper with a sketch of Mormel on it, not perfect but least close enough, "It also wouldn't be right to leave her in the state she's in. Honestly if I find out who poisoned her along with that multi eyed demon freak, I don't what I'm going to do." He tenses up but quickly stops as he notices a few rips in the sketch.

Putting it down he looks around, shaking a bit both from nerves and exhaustion, "Gotta find a way, maybe that one priest could help out. Man wish I got his contact info, he seems to know a lot bout stuff with the mind." Nodding to himself he seems to have finally had it as he slumps into his chair saying, "Yeah... maybe he can help. *yawn* Gonna find him... when I caaaaannnn." With that he says nothing else but emits a loud snore as he finally falls asleep while sitting down.

Yuuko periodically glanced to the balcony, always remembering to show a smile. A wave of relief flowed through her as she watched Mormel take a drink. Casually she turned to the bartender, explaining she needed some air. It was a lie, but she had lied about her credentials to be there in the first place. Also it was only a matter of time before they found the regular barmaid tied up in the closet. All in all everything had gone well.

As she past under the stairs she looked up one last time, then quietly walked out the exit. She quickened her pace as she hurried down the wharf. A ship bound for Ratchet was waiting, which would have to do. She stayed below decks as not to bring attention to herself. She knew from past experience that goblins have loose tongues and no secret was safe as everything has a price.

From Ratchet she paid for a flight to Orgrimmar where she quickly retrieved her personal items from a rented room. Leaving the establishment she donned a hooded cloak and headed out the city on a stolen mount. Before the sun set she came to her own camp where she quickly discarded her gowns into a fire and washed the dye from her hair. She pulled her hair back up in a ponytail, slipped on her armor and broke camp.

By this time several hours had past, the stars were now starting to show. She took to the sky on her own mount, after setting the pilfered one free. She reentered Orgrimmar and promptly paid for flight to Undercity. Upon entering the city she deposited a bank note from her client and dropped a still half full vile into sludge filled sewers. She smiled as she watched it sink away and headed for the open air above.

05/19/2014 07:38 AMPosted by Yuuko

((Are you sure you will remember where to go?))

Mormel is going to need A LOT of help from her friends to get through this.

@ Rhazin

Oh boy. If Liore were to get involved then that would certainly be... interesting.

Although I think it's cute that Rhazin has a sketch of Mormel :3

@ Yuuko

You're a cold, ruthless woman ;-P

Don't worry folks! The store event is still on but just be aware that until this current plot with Mormel gets resolved she will be a bit... different for a while. You can check out some snippets of the story in this thread:

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/12878378198

I also plan on posting it at the dotOrg site for those that visit there and I'll be writing additional sections as the story continues to unfold.

05/19/2014 03:44 PMPosted by Mormel

@ Yuuko

You're a cold, ruthless woman ;-P

<3