Borbitox here.
You may remember me from such inventions as the airship, firearms, the gyrocopter, and the exploding sheep. Oh, sure, you probably heard about those cheap clones by other people, but mine are the originals.
You may also remember me as the discoverer of Outland, Northrend, and Pandaria. Check the maps, you'll see my signature in the corner. Unless you bought one of those unauthorized copies, there's a lot of those around.
Today I bring to you my latest invention. For years, people have struggled to find enough space for their... stuff. Even those Ethereal hacks with their fancy "void storage" haven't managed to solve the problem. Well, today all of that ENDS.
(He motions to the catapult behind him, which has been loaded with a gigantic wooden crate full of various items of junk)
As you can see, the average Azerothian household has a vast collection of valuable, sentimental items, things we just can't get rid of but don't have the space to keep any longer. Fear no longer, friends, for today Borbitox Industries brings to you our new storage concept.
(He proceeds to fire the catapult, which sends the crate spiralling into the heavens)
I'm sure my colleagues in the AAMS will be amongst the first of many expected corporate customers - I mean, have you seen their offices? You can't move for paperwork and packages!
Once your goods arrive at one of our sky-depots, they are carefully stored for your future retrieval* Our sky-depots have been constructed miles above the surface of the planet, in those vast misty things that float up there.
Welcome the future. Welcome to.... Cloud Based Storage.
*Retrieval of items to be available in a future iteration of this product.
You may remember me from such inventions as the airship, firearms, the gyrocopter, and the exploding sheep. Oh, sure, you probably heard about those cheap clones by other people, but mine are the originals.
You may also remember me as the discoverer of Outland, Northrend, and Pandaria. Check the maps, you'll see my signature in the corner. Unless you bought one of those unauthorized copies, there's a lot of those around.
Today I bring to you my latest invention. For years, people have struggled to find enough space for their... stuff. Even those Ethereal hacks with their fancy "void storage" haven't managed to solve the problem. Well, today all of that ENDS.
(He motions to the catapult behind him, which has been loaded with a gigantic wooden crate full of various items of junk)
As you can see, the average Azerothian household has a vast collection of valuable, sentimental items, things we just can't get rid of but don't have the space to keep any longer. Fear no longer, friends, for today Borbitox Industries brings to you our new storage concept.
(He proceeds to fire the catapult, which sends the crate spiralling into the heavens)
I'm sure my colleagues in the AAMS will be amongst the first of many expected corporate customers - I mean, have you seen their offices? You can't move for paperwork and packages!
Once your goods arrive at one of our sky-depots, they are carefully stored for your future retrieval* Our sky-depots have been constructed miles above the surface of the planet, in those vast misty things that float up there.
Welcome the future. Welcome to.... Cloud Based Storage.
*Retrieval of items to be available in a future iteration of this product.
