((Event's still going on every Tuesday at 6 P.M. server time in Booty Bay!))
It was odd to think that with just the simple strike of a quill, so much could change. After years of perceived under-appreciation, oppression, and conspiracy, Jalou Nightingale had risen to the metaphorical throne presiding over the Feathers of Iron, the guild that she would never admit she loved. With a new Dictator at the helm of the Feathers of Iron, there would naturally come new impositions...
Visitors to the tavern standing proudly above the waters of Booty Bay would surely notice the new hand of biased tyrann- Er, coercive management, in the form of posters proclaiming the following:
((Hello, people of our great Cenarion Circle, Sisters of Elune, and other connected realms and such. I've recently stepped into leadership of the Feathers of Iron in the current hiatus Liabelle and Mariiku have decided upon.
We are recruiting new members, and also considering any job submitted for the Feathers of Iron. (We are still mercenaries, after all!) And as always, we're hosting "Bar Night" every Tuesday at 6 P.M. server time in our tavern in Booty Bay. We hope to see you around, in one form or another!
Myself, Kixek, Erraniel, and Izby are currently the people to contact for any matters pertaining to our guild.
Hogs for everyone!))
It was odd to think that with just the simple strike of a quill, so much could change. After years of perceived under-appreciation, oppression, and conspiracy, Jalou Nightingale had risen to the metaphorical throne presiding over the Feathers of Iron, the guild that she would never admit she loved. With a new Dictator at the helm of the Feathers of Iron, there would naturally come new impositions...
Visitors to the tavern standing proudly above the waters of Booty Bay would surely notice the new hand of biased tyrann- Er, coercive management, in the form of posters proclaiming the following:
THE HAMMER LAWS
--[Abridged for the Interest of Customers and Visitors]--
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Hammer Law 2: Visitor Removal
Any visitor to the tavern in the presence of any member of the Feathers of Iron, may by the word of Dictator Jalou Nightingale or any appointed Lady of Counsel, be removed from the premises when deemed appropriate, by force if necessary. Any visitors removed from the tavern for violation of rules may be permanently banned from association with the Feathers of Iron.
Hammer Law 3: Unity
At the word of Dictator Jalou Nightingale or any appointed Lady of Counsel, all present members of the Feathers of Iron are required to obey orders of defense or aid of guild staff, property, or rules....
Hammer Law 4: Right to Air
Smoking is prohibited within the tavern or any area owned by the Feathers of Iron. No exception is to be made for any visitor or guild member.... Violation of this rule can result in removal from the tavern, or expulsion from the guild.
Hammer Law 5: Restriction of Wanderlust
Any visitor found in any restricted location under ownership of the Feathers of Iron can be removed, by force if necessary, at the hands of any guild member. Restricted locations include, but are not limited to, the kitchen, behind the bar, and the basement. Rules pertaining to proper usage of the bar top may be established by the evening’s cook.
Hammer Law 6 : No Cats Allowed
Due to several similar instances of conflict, any decidedly feline entity, intelligent or otherwise, can be (thought not on a mandatory basis) removed from the tavern by any member of the Feathers of Iron at the discretion of the guild member in question....
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Hammer Law 8: Mandatory Clothing
A severe under-abundance of clothing pertaining to any individual within any public area under ownership of the Feathers of Iron, will result in immediate removal from the premises.
Hammer Law 9: Mutuality of Respect
Any visitor or guild member decided to be unreasonably disrespectful to other customers, guild members, or property of the Feathers of Iron can be removed from the premises by the command of Dictator Jalou Nightingale, an appointed Lady of Counsel, or by any present Feathers of Iron members in the absence of higher-ranking officials.
Hammer Law 10: Safety of Consumption
The inclusion of any unwanted substance in the food or drink of any person without the consent of the consumer is to be considered assault in the presence of the Feathers of Iron, and result in removal from the premises or expulsion from the guild.
Hammer Law 11: Prohibition of Prostitution
The solicitation or transaction of prostitution is not permitted within the tavern. Visitors or guild members in violation of this rule may be subject to removal from the premises or expulsion from the Feathers of Iron.
Hammer Law 13: Dejection to the Banned
The Feathers of Iron reserve the right to ban any individual from official relations with the Feathers of Iron. Banned individuals who seek to invade the tavern or other guild-owned locations will be dealt with immediately.
Please Enjoy Your Stay Responsibly
((Hello, people of our great Cenarion Circle, Sisters of Elune, and other connected realms and such. I've recently stepped into leadership of the Feathers of Iron in the current hiatus Liabelle and Mariiku have decided upon.
We are recruiting new members, and also considering any job submitted for the Feathers of Iron. (We are still mercenaries, after all!) And as always, we're hosting "Bar Night" every Tuesday at 6 P.M. server time in our tavern in Booty Bay. We hope to see you around, in one form or another!
Myself, Kixek, Erraniel, and Izby are currently the people to contact for any matters pertaining to our guild.
Hogs for everyone!))
