World of Warcraft®

No, no, no. Clearly the best way to ship all your merchandise is through a diversified, international company. Who would you rather ship with: some goblins, or a place run by a gnome?

*Hands out Anytime, Anywhere Messenger Service flyers with coupons.*

Free singing chicken with your first shipment!

12/04/2014 01:20 PMPosted by Derscha

Who would you rather ship with: some goblins, or a place run by a gnome?

Is this a trick question?

12/04/2014 01:53 PMPosted by Rakeri

12/04/2014 01:20 PMPosted by Derscha

Who would you rather ship with: some goblins, or a place run by a gnome?

Is this a trick question?

It is, because at times it's run by a goblin as well.

12/04/2014 02:10 PMPosted by Kordrion

12/04/2014 01:53 PMPosted by Rakeri

...

Is this a trick question?

It is, because at times it's run by a goblin as well.

Figures.

12/04/2014 01:20 PMPosted by Derscha

Who would you rather ship with: some goblins, or a place run by a gnome?

Goblins. Always choose goblins. Gnomes steal your underpants when they ship for you.

Ummm. No. Goblins only blow up my shipments. I need people to get the stuff I am sending. Used goblins for my last auction house shipment. It blew up. The one before that one? It caught fire. Don't recommend Goblin shipping. unless you absolutely positively need it destroyed overnight.

Plus, when you use a gnome, the deliverygnome can be punted as an added bonus!!!

*shakes head at Qaletaqaa* You are very punt happy lately. Are you not getting enough exercise lately?

/Waves to the new comers

We kind of almost sort of met yesterday, but again, Welcome to CC/SOE.

12/05/2014 12:41 PMPosted by Qaletaqaa

Ummm. No. Goblins only blow up my shipments. I need people to get the stuff I am sending. Used goblins for my last auction house shipment. It blew up. The one before that one? It caught fire. Don't recommend Goblin shipping. unless you absolutely positively need it destroyed overnight.

Plus, when you use a gnome, the deliverygnome can be punted as an added bonus!!!

But if the packages are not on fire or don't explode then how do you keep away loot ninjas!?

You do make a good point though about punting delivery gnomes. :3

It is Mord. It MUST BE PUNTED!

*Puts on his WorgenPuntaTronic Pneumatic Puntingboots 9000, Druid Enhanced model*

Got a problem with that?

12/06/2014 11:45 AMPosted by Qaletaqaa

It is Mord. It MUST BE PUNTED!

*Puts on his WorgenPuntaTronic Pneumatic Puntingboots 9000, Druid Enhanced model*

Got a problem with that?

*vaporizes the boots and the feet wearing them with a gnomish death ray*

As a matter of fact, I do.

*Rolls Save vs Deathray*
*Shoots Rakeri with Northrend Wormhole Generator*

I don't remember inviting you to this party Shortstack, this is between me and the Lady, uh dog, uh....That furry lass over there.

*catches Rakeri in mid punt and sets him down*
*Growls and heals Qale's incinerated and smoking feet*

"It's Druid Lady, to you mister."

*smiles sweetly then bear bombs the Pandaren, sitting on him grinning happily in bear form*

12/06/2014 01:55 PMPosted by Rakeri

*vaporizes the boots and the feet wearing them with a gnomish death ray*

12/06/2014 03:29 PMPosted by Qaletaqaa

*Rolls Save vs Deathray*
*Shoots Rakeri with Northrend Wormhole Generator*

*catches Rakeri in mid punt and sets him down*
*Growls and heals Qale's incinerated and smoking feet*
*smiles sweetly then bear bombs the Pandaren, sitting on him grinning happily in bear form*

/shakes head

Alliance are weird.

They mean well. Mostly.

At least we don't smell.

*looks at the Pandaren*

Well...most of us.

*spies the Gnome*

Okay...some of us.

*Sprays Silent with the Garden Hose*
*Sniffs*

WET DOG EWWWWWWWW!

/roars and gives chase after Qale in bear form while cat can be heard singing faintly "Deck the Halls with Panda bits, fa la la la la, la la la la. Tis the season for Qale to get it, fa la la la la, la la la la!"