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Yup.
It're like "Archdruid", but with way more lasers.
Oh, an' damnit Derscha, I thought you said you wiz CHANGING the uniforms.
They looks the same as always!

03/06/2015 06:58 AMPosted by Plainswander

Yup.
It're like "Archdruid", but with way more lasers.

Whatever you've been smokin' in that peace pipe of yours, you might wanna lay off a bit...

Archturkey

03/06/2015 10:25 AMPosted by Ketiron

Whatever you've been smokin' in that peace pipe of yours, you might wanna lay off a bit...

..."peace pipe"? What the.... now see here fella, that're down right speciesist. It's true, I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I ain't had nuthin to do with that dang "peace pipe" nonsense in ages. You wanna smoke something, go ask a shaman.
Sheesh, it's like ain't even been payin attention to nuthin. I'm a DRUID kiddo, if I'm to be gettin' silly off anything, it're gonna be arcane mixture of al the elements - not just fire and smoke.
Y'know, something delicate, and elegant, and DISTILLED.
Why ya THINK I got all these Pandas in my Garrison?

Damn elfs. Always jumpin ta conclusions....

Archturkey Plainswander
No Fixed Address

03/06/2015 11:09 AMPosted by Plainswander

Why ya THINK I got all these Pandas in my Garrison?

Catering. They would love to make you dinner...

Mr. Archturkey,

We have not received your last payment for this month's garrison panda. Please forward the full amount to us by the 15th or your resources will be seized. Thank you.

Pandaren Express

03/06/2015 12:58 PMPosted by Mormel

Pandaren Express

((I just choked on my coffee...THANKS....))

What the'?

I didn't order no pandas from y'all, I'll have ya know i done hired these bears on my own! Although..maybe "hired" ain't the right word.
NO MATTER. MOVING ON.
They's here of theys own volition. You wanna sieze mah stuff, c'mon in. Yer welcome to try.
I gotta warn ya though, Birchus loves eating tiny green things.

Careful Plains, that tiny green thing might give him hearburn.

And by heartburn, she may explode and set his heart on fire.

And the rest of them.

03/06/2015 03:07 PMPosted by Bralox

Careful Plains, that tiny green thing might give him hearburn.

And by heartburn, she may explode and set his heart on fire.

And the rest of them.

Nyah! That's right an' we are not liable ta damages an' loss of life from burnination!

THey have a good legal team for burnination.

His name is Trogdor.

That's right! Ya better hope ya garrison ain't a buncha wooden huts squattin' out in the cold.

03/07/2015 11:49 AMPosted by Mormel

That's right! Ya better hope ya garrison ain't a buncha wooden huts squattin' out in the cold.

Nope, we build with stone out here. (It is still bloody cold, though.)

03/08/2015 07:11 AMPosted by Ketiron

Nope, we build with stone out here. (It is still bloody cold, though.)

Haha! I'm warm 'cause I built mine outta SCIENCE!!!

*swarms*

03/08/2015 09:43 AMPosted by Mormel

03/08/2015 07:11 AMPosted by Ketiron

Nope, we build with stone out here. (It is still bloody cold, though.)

Haha! I'm warm 'cause I built mine outta SCIENCE!!!

So you blew your garrison up?

*starts looking for that guy selling thread derailment insurance*

03/08/2015 02:01 PMPosted by Ketiron

So you blew your garrison up?

Yes...I mean no...wait! I totally mean yes!

03/08/2015 02:32 PMPosted by Derscha

*starts looking for that guy selling thread derailment insurance*

I can sell ya some real cheap. Just 5k gold per post.

03/08/2015 02:32 PMPosted by Derscha

*starts looking for that guy selling thread derailment insurance*

I think that was Abominus, about two posts before yours.

The AAMSsslingsss have an entire sssection of their Employee manual devoted to ssservicing usss, yesss.

03/08/2015 05:02 PMPosted by Abominus

The AAMSsslingsss have an entire sssection of their Employee manual devoted to ssservicing usss, yesss.

*Peers at Abom...then down at the manual.* Right...full body hazard suit and...maggot sized cocktail shakers? wha?