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Edited by Broodin on 4/6/2015 10:57 PM PDT
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Join Pia and Die, yesss!
How is it possible that you can continue to rot, for years, and not completely decompose?
hmmmm, science maybe?
*bumps with a hammer, for great justice*
No but seriously, the people in this guild are great, come join us. We don't bite.
...well, everyone but the cats. But they don't bite hard. At least, I don't think they do...then again, I wear plate, maybe I don't notice.
Come find out for yourself, then. For science!
No but seriously, the people in this guild are great, come join us. We don't bite.
...well, everyone but the cats. But they don't bite hard. At least, I don't think they do...then again, I wear plate, maybe I don't notice.
Come find out for yourself, then. For science!
03/09/2015 08:08 PMPosted by Sekhesmet...
Why does this make sense to me?
Because it seems to be the answer to everything on this planet. Titans, Old Gods, demons, draenei, orcs...
Dust off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Ayup.
They's good folks.
Also, it's not that Abominus doesn't rot.
He does.
Oh god, does he ever — haven't you ever smelled something that makes you wonder what portal of hell opened up and let the noisesome intestinal gasses of a million screaming bowel-demons in? A warm, moist, all pervasive, wholly carnal and utterly indelible stench it is.
If you have smelt it, you never forget it (although you really wish you could..), and coincidentally, you also know what Abominus' rot smells like.
Here's the thing. Those maggots he's always trailing around him? They replenish his flesh. He's not called the Maggot Lord for nothing you know.
Abominus: ever devoured, never consumed.
BUT YES, I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC. JOIN PIA. OR I'LL HUG YOU.
They's good folks.
Also, it's not that Abominus doesn't rot.
He does.
Oh god, does he ever — haven't you ever smelled something that makes you wonder what portal of hell opened up and let the noisesome intestinal gasses of a million screaming bowel-demons in? A warm, moist, all pervasive, wholly carnal and utterly indelible stench it is.
If you have smelt it, you never forget it (although you really wish you could..), and coincidentally, you also know what Abominus' rot smells like.
Here's the thing. Those maggots he's always trailing around him? They replenish his flesh. He's not called the Maggot Lord for nothing you know.
Abominus: ever devoured, never consumed.
BUT YES, I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC. JOIN PIA. OR I'LL HUG YOU.
Edited by Plainswander on 3/10/2015 10:23 AM PDT
Also, it's not that Abominus doesn't rot.
He does.
......Beeyuck!
Don't think i would mind a hug from you plains, a hug from abominous is a terrifying prospect though.
Edited by Broodin on 3/10/2015 10:35 AM PDT
/target Abominus
/cast Cleanse
/hug
/cast Cleanse
/hug
Cleanse?
Abominus?
AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....hoohahahaheeheehahaha...oh gods, that's funny, you're so...ha..heh..
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.... wait, you were serious?
No no, go on, do try it. I 'll just wait over here.
Way over here.
Way way WAY over here.
With a telescope.
And a splashguard.
Abominus?
AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....hoohahahaheeheehahaha...oh gods, that's funny, you're so...ha..heh..
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.... wait, you were serious?
No no, go on, do try it. I 'll just wait over here.
Way over here.
Way way WAY over here.
With a telescope.
And a splashguard.
Edited by Plainswander on 3/11/2015 12:04 PM PDT
*runs away
"Why hasss our ichor become sssentient, yesss?, Abominus asked plaintively. "I underssstand when the Underwear achieved sssentience, but now our ichor isss ssspeaking in tonguesss, yesss. It burblesss and fropsss and sssplorchesss and glurpsss, yesss. We mussst experiment immediately upon Pia gnomesss, yesss!"
His eyesockets agleam in a fervor of unnatural excitement, the Maggot Lord is suddenly and viciously cleansed and rubbed on by Pia Kittehs.
"AAAIIIEEE!!! The sssentient glop hasss essscaped, yesss!"
*Flees screaming*
His eyesockets agleam in a fervor of unnatural excitement, the Maggot Lord is suddenly and viciously cleansed and rubbed on by Pia Kittehs.
"AAAIIIEEE!!! The sssentient glop hasss essscaped, yesss!"
*Flees screaming*
THERE'S SOMETHING UNNER MAH FEATHERS!
AND IT'S A MOVIN!
/shifts to cat form to "bathe"
/catches glimpse of offending substance
/screams and cheetahs out, not stopping until he reaches PIA HQ
HEY! Broodin! New recruit for ya here! They wanna JOIN PIA.
/flings glop at gates
AND IT'S A MOVIN!
/shifts to cat form to "bathe"
/catches glimpse of offending substance
/screams and cheetahs out, not stopping until he reaches PIA HQ
HEY! Broodin! New recruit for ya here! They wanna JOIN PIA.
/flings glop at gates
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