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Devourah, Eater of Things, clings to Bremmin's shoulder, glurpling at all the sights she sees.

"Chtorr," she gleefully splurches at Bremmin as a drunk dwarf takes a wee on King Wrynn's modest statue #1,202, "Dawn in my Eyes".

Adventure!

Oh gosh. You know what will happen if you take that thing into Pia right?

Sure it's just one now, but it has friends.

Seven hells does it have friends.

Best to burn it and your clothing to make sure others didn't follow.

Brings a whole new meaning to, "Look what the cat dragged in"?

*is become Maggot Kitten?*

*ultramega facepaw

*cackles gleefully*

Broodin is all about new recruits. More cats, yes. shiney paladins, yes. maggots in need of therapy? uhhhhhhhh I dun know bout this.

*Letter of Application*

Dear Whomever,

I would love to apply to your organization. I believe I am intimately acquainted with at least one of your member and would therefore not be required to undergo any examinations or questions, but let me answer a few.

No, that is not my nose falling off.

Yes, I have eyes.. somewhere in my stuff.

I love to kill things, eat things and kill things. I also like to hear myself talk a lot. I believe these are fantastic qualities in a person and know that you would benefit greatly from my experiences in the world. Please let me know as soon as possible as many other Alliance groups are requesting my signage to their various noble causes.

Thank you,
Claudia