World of Warcraft®

It has come to the attention of the AAMS staff that our services as couriers, translators and exploration specialists is being vastly underused, as such the guild shall be going through a re-branding.

From today forward, we shall no longer be known as the Anytime Anywhere Messenger Service, a group of peaceful, peace loving non-aggressive neutrals.

We have become the A.A.M.S. Anytime, Anywhere Murder Service. A collection of thieves, murders and generally unpleasant but civilized troublemakers. Services can still be hired by contacting Derscha"The Boss" Kettlebomb, or her horde counterpart, "Lady" Braedorei Sunhawk,

https://youtu.be/SkQFJxPI99o

So remember...

If you need a life to end
But you can't ask a friend.
Or doing it would mess up your hair
To solve all your concerns,
You know where you can turn.

Anytime, Anywheeere.

*approves*

pleasedon'tbeajoke
pleasedon'tbeajoke
pleasedon'tbeajoke

/gets sack of Gold
/goes looking for his local AAMS rep

*hums song*

Catchy. I can see Kenneth murdering the entire Alliance for me.

Going bankrupt would be worth it.

*starts making a list*

*begins drafting up contracts for new clients*

This is my favorite thing. Ever.

04/01/2015 08:10 AMPosted by Clottia

Catchy. I can see Kenneth murdering the entire Alliance for me.

Just try it.

I'm am SO leaving Terra for this service! I found my dream job! WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?

Well, that escalated quickly.

04/01/2015 09:06 AMPosted by Ketiron

Well, that escalated quickly.

Just shows to go you that murder can be fun and revitalizing to the soul.

... Perhaps the AAMS *does* need to branch out to new avenues of revenue.

04/01/2015 09:04 AMPosted by Arlston

This is my favorite thing. Ever.

04/01/2015 08:10 AMPosted by Clottia

Catchy. I can see Kenneth murdering the entire Alliance for me.

Just try it.

I'm am SO leaving Terra for this service! I found my dream job! WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?

Oh... I will, and bring it, Baby Face! *blows a kiss*

Clearly there is an untapped market here.

04/01/2015 09:04 AMPosted by Arlston

I'm am SO leaving Terra for this service! I found my dream job! WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?

You're leaving me? ;_;

Dear AAMS Rep...
I looked for you this morning, but none of your staff were available. I find this lapse in customer service to be appalling, especially when offering such an amazingly new service like this one.
Please rectify the situation asap, as I have the gold, the time, and the list. All I require now is, well, your fine establishment to DO THEIR JOBS.
Kindest Regards
Archturkey Plainswander

Dear Archturkey.

I poked you, you were AFK.

Bralox.

Give to usss the liversss of the ssslain, yesss!

*showers the AAMS in Maggot Tokens*

04/01/2015 01:15 PMPosted by Abominus

Give to usss the liversss of the ssslain, yesss!

*showers the AAMS in Maggot Tokens*

*stares at Abominus in horror and bubbles*

04/01/2015 10:49 AMPosted by Terra

You're leaving me? ;_;

Baby! I didn't mean it like that! Come back! You gotta listen! It's a misunderstandi-Oooooh shiny knives....

Did someone say murder? :3

*takes a sip from her polished gnome skull*

Hmph. Ah'd gotten used ta usin' de old AAMS for ma most formal, strict-etiquette social correspondence!

Fortunately, "strict etiquette" for trolls includes murder. So we're still in business, here.

I will be joining this guild immediately. And I will run it.. out of the way GOBBO!

Excuse you, Elf. The other elf and the goblin are just a front. Bralox true mastermind orc.