((Updates every Thursday. Fifteen posts are planned, five are done by the time of this posting. Critiques are welcome, but bear in mind, this IS an accountant's attempt at creativity....))
A red-tailed sparrow fluttered aimlessly around the tiny little grove Verronia Fay - an aging, cyan-haired Night Elf - had been observing. It was a charming little park with a fountain, three trees, and a number of unoccupied benches. She watched it fly to and fro, sing cheerfully, and then get sucked into a passing verticarrier turbine as the offending vehicle proceeded toward the building's roof.
She sighed. "Terrible place for a garden."
She sat back in her desk chair, keeping her eyes away from the wrinkles creeping down her hands – content to look out over the shimmering lights of the upper city. She occupied a so-called "bubble office", reserved for the firm's partners, and so named for its circular pattern and the panoramic views it offered of the glittering skyline, interspersed amongst Teldrassil's drooping canopy and deteriorating infrastructure - that favorite subject of the chattering classes.
There was an article about it just a few days ago. The third and fourth main supports for the lower fifth causeway gave out - plunging seventeen people to their deaths – not a comforting thought and she quickly put it out of her mind, turning her eyes on the semitransparent light-display emanating three or four feet up from a black strip at the back of her desk. Presently, it displayed several workpapers relating to subsequent payments' testing for a client in the primary care industry. On the surface, it was average work - two way referencing between the various numbers, intuitive design, clear conclusions, and descriptive tickmarks. Nevertheless, she queued up a comment interface with a brief tap to a surface bound plate of glass, raised at a slight angle at the end of her desk, from which the image she was looking at was clearly projected.
"Don’t rely on bank statements and client software printouts.” She dictated, watching the speech bubble catch up before she continued. “We assessed their control risk as high, remember? Look at more invoices." After closing the interface, she got about two seconds to lean back in her chair before another one popped open – this one featuring a colorful little cartoon bird – a red-tailed sparrow, actually – swaying back and forth as though singing. Out of its beak came a speech bubble with a number: “426843529”
Her heart sank – everyone knew what THAT number meant. She straightened her posture and tapped the little tweeting bird. It returned an animation of being bonked on the head, spread its wing out and revealed an image of a much younger Night Elf in a rather official looking collared purple uniform with padded grey shoulders. Adorned on the right of these shoulderpads – at least to Verronia’s perspective – was a raised golden crescent, and clearly real gold: the mark of a fully realized warden.
“Good Evening Ms. Fay” The warden replied politely, wearing a practiced, fake smile that might belong to a clinic receptionist. “My name is Warden Nyoda Skysong. How are you this evening?”
“Well, it’s reporting season. So – I’m fairly busy.”
Skysong chuckled disingenuously. “Sorry to hear! I’m just working on a case and your name came up. Do you have a moment?”
"I was reviewing work that needs to be in the client's hands in a week's time."
"It won't take much from your schedule. It's pretty straightforward."
“I'm sure it is, Warden, and I do appreciate the call. Were we not so close to the deadlines that you would otherwise be asking us about, I would be thrilled to perform whatever investigation-support you called me for. I know that my name probably came up in your system because I’ve worked with the watchers for some time. I’m very proud of that work, but Fadeleaf-Silentmoon has a good number of very qualified tax partners who would be better equipped to assist you. I can put you in contact with a few if you'd like.”
The warden quickly lost the clinical smile and listened dutifully Verronia spoke, but the moment she had finished, the answer was immediate. “No” She crisply replied. “I called you – not them, and I’m perfectly aware of your deadlines, which I am sure one of your very qualified tax partners can assist you in meeting. In the meantime, I will expect you in the division K lobby three hours prior to midnight, tomorrow. You will be looking into eight interrelated entities, so I expect that you will be prepared to do so. Also – no staff. You are to come alone.”
“Hold on, I never said that I’d do it.”
“… and I never made a request”
The bird closed its wing, winking once before minimizing itself into a smaller icon at the lower edge of the viewer.
A red-tailed sparrow fluttered aimlessly around the tiny little grove Verronia Fay - an aging, cyan-haired Night Elf - had been observing. It was a charming little park with a fountain, three trees, and a number of unoccupied benches. She watched it fly to and fro, sing cheerfully, and then get sucked into a passing verticarrier turbine as the offending vehicle proceeded toward the building's roof.
She sighed. "Terrible place for a garden."
She sat back in her desk chair, keeping her eyes away from the wrinkles creeping down her hands – content to look out over the shimmering lights of the upper city. She occupied a so-called "bubble office", reserved for the firm's partners, and so named for its circular pattern and the panoramic views it offered of the glittering skyline, interspersed amongst Teldrassil's drooping canopy and deteriorating infrastructure - that favorite subject of the chattering classes.
There was an article about it just a few days ago. The third and fourth main supports for the lower fifth causeway gave out - plunging seventeen people to their deaths – not a comforting thought and she quickly put it out of her mind, turning her eyes on the semitransparent light-display emanating three or four feet up from a black strip at the back of her desk. Presently, it displayed several workpapers relating to subsequent payments' testing for a client in the primary care industry. On the surface, it was average work - two way referencing between the various numbers, intuitive design, clear conclusions, and descriptive tickmarks. Nevertheless, she queued up a comment interface with a brief tap to a surface bound plate of glass, raised at a slight angle at the end of her desk, from which the image she was looking at was clearly projected.
"Don’t rely on bank statements and client software printouts.” She dictated, watching the speech bubble catch up before she continued. “We assessed their control risk as high, remember? Look at more invoices." After closing the interface, she got about two seconds to lean back in her chair before another one popped open – this one featuring a colorful little cartoon bird – a red-tailed sparrow, actually – swaying back and forth as though singing. Out of its beak came a speech bubble with a number: “426843529”
Her heart sank – everyone knew what THAT number meant. She straightened her posture and tapped the little tweeting bird. It returned an animation of being bonked on the head, spread its wing out and revealed an image of a much younger Night Elf in a rather official looking collared purple uniform with padded grey shoulders. Adorned on the right of these shoulderpads – at least to Verronia’s perspective – was a raised golden crescent, and clearly real gold: the mark of a fully realized warden.
“Good Evening Ms. Fay” The warden replied politely, wearing a practiced, fake smile that might belong to a clinic receptionist. “My name is Warden Nyoda Skysong. How are you this evening?”
“Well, it’s reporting season. So – I’m fairly busy.”
Skysong chuckled disingenuously. “Sorry to hear! I’m just working on a case and your name came up. Do you have a moment?”
"I was reviewing work that needs to be in the client's hands in a week's time."
"It won't take much from your schedule. It's pretty straightforward."
“I'm sure it is, Warden, and I do appreciate the call. Were we not so close to the deadlines that you would otherwise be asking us about, I would be thrilled to perform whatever investigation-support you called me for. I know that my name probably came up in your system because I’ve worked with the watchers for some time. I’m very proud of that work, but Fadeleaf-Silentmoon has a good number of very qualified tax partners who would be better equipped to assist you. I can put you in contact with a few if you'd like.”
The warden quickly lost the clinical smile and listened dutifully Verronia spoke, but the moment she had finished, the answer was immediate. “No” She crisply replied. “I called you – not them, and I’m perfectly aware of your deadlines, which I am sure one of your very qualified tax partners can assist you in meeting. In the meantime, I will expect you in the division K lobby three hours prior to midnight, tomorrow. You will be looking into eight interrelated entities, so I expect that you will be prepared to do so. Also – no staff. You are to come alone.”
“Hold on, I never said that I’d do it.”
“… and I never made a request”
The bird closed its wing, winking once before minimizing itself into a smaller icon at the lower edge of the viewer.
Edited by Kyalin on 8/27/2015 11:11 PM PDT