Name: Fizbin Frazzbolt
Age: Unknown
Family: Unknown
Occupation: Alchemist and part-time mage.
Brief History of Activity:
Frazzbolt was found in Gnomeregan shortly after High Tinker Mekkatorque moved his Gnomes to the camp outside. The advance scout teams found him riding piggyback on the shoulders of a mounted leper Gnome crazily squealing with glee and pouring chemicals on the Leper Gnome's head. After being rescued by S.A.F.E operatives they questioned him as to how he survived the radiation and did not turn into a Leper Gnome. Fizbin replied, "I drank some green stuff, it tingled, glowed a whole bunch, then tried to make new friends!" Fizbin doesn't remember anything about his family, friends or past before Gnomeregan was flooded with radiation.
It's a miracle he survived (mostly) sane. The cause of amnesia is believed to be massive radiation doses to his brain, giving him a strange obsession with Alchemy and explosives, as well as periodic cravings for bizarre foods.
Because he has no past friends to socialize with, he is overly friendly to all, even if they intimidate him. His talent for magic is not spectacular, he prefers to avoid violence, but will use his spells for self defense. He prefers to spend time in the company of others and mixing new and exciting potions and concoctions from the most bizarre of ingredients including toenails, rabbit earwax, bits of critters, and people's hair. He's harmless to everyone except himself, due to his love of using himself as a test subject for new mixtures of Alchemy.
While considered a "Part-time mage" Frazzbolt is rarely seen without his favorite elemental, Spritzer in close proximity. The elemental seems to retain minimal intelligence.
According to Frazzbolt, Spritzer's activities are thus:
A)Bathing (and sometimes accidentally drowning) small furry critters.
B)Being used as a storage device by Frazzbolt.
C)Being used as a portable water fountain by Frazzbolt
D)Being used as a portable bath by Frazzbolt
E)Being used as a portable fire extinguisher by Frazzbolt (for failed experiments)
Most recent incidents involving Alchemy are as follows.
A) Giving his mustache a life of it's own.
B) causing his mustache to develop a depressed, homicidal nature.
C)Melting his mustache off and starting a new one
D)Accidentally gluing himself to the floor, forgetting the anti-adhesive at home.
E) Taking a Death Knight's hair and creating a "Hair Knight" instead of a cure for baldness.
F) Has given his own hair a life of it's own for personal reasons. (It contains the common sense he lacks)
Side Note: Do not be alarmed should Frazz's hair and the gnome in question argue, the hair generally wins. Most often by slapping the hyperactive gnome with some sense.
Has developed a strange affection towards Gentyl D'Amond, for reasons uknown. (Speculative ideas: Her hair, her Holy Order, her known acceptance of Gnomes)
Personality:
He's lovable to a fault, and will always help his friends with a smile and perhaps a suspiciously smoking vial of some strange brew. Hugs are his way of saying hello, goodbye, and "Please by the Light, save me from the angry Draenei woman"
Threat Assessment: None. Save to himself.
Recommendation: Always decline if he asks you for "Ingredients"
Age: Unknown
Family: Unknown
Occupation: Alchemist and part-time mage.
Brief History of Activity:
Frazzbolt was found in Gnomeregan shortly after High Tinker Mekkatorque moved his Gnomes to the camp outside. The advance scout teams found him riding piggyback on the shoulders of a mounted leper Gnome crazily squealing with glee and pouring chemicals on the Leper Gnome's head. After being rescued by S.A.F.E operatives they questioned him as to how he survived the radiation and did not turn into a Leper Gnome. Fizbin replied, "I drank some green stuff, it tingled, glowed a whole bunch, then tried to make new friends!" Fizbin doesn't remember anything about his family, friends or past before Gnomeregan was flooded with radiation.
It's a miracle he survived (mostly) sane. The cause of amnesia is believed to be massive radiation doses to his brain, giving him a strange obsession with Alchemy and explosives, as well as periodic cravings for bizarre foods.
Because he has no past friends to socialize with, he is overly friendly to all, even if they intimidate him. His talent for magic is not spectacular, he prefers to avoid violence, but will use his spells for self defense. He prefers to spend time in the company of others and mixing new and exciting potions and concoctions from the most bizarre of ingredients including toenails, rabbit earwax, bits of critters, and people's hair. He's harmless to everyone except himself, due to his love of using himself as a test subject for new mixtures of Alchemy.
While considered a "Part-time mage" Frazzbolt is rarely seen without his favorite elemental, Spritzer in close proximity. The elemental seems to retain minimal intelligence.
According to Frazzbolt, Spritzer's activities are thus:
A)Bathing (and sometimes accidentally drowning) small furry critters.
B)Being used as a storage device by Frazzbolt.
C)Being used as a portable water fountain by Frazzbolt
D)Being used as a portable bath by Frazzbolt
E)Being used as a portable fire extinguisher by Frazzbolt (for failed experiments)
Most recent incidents involving Alchemy are as follows.
A) Giving his mustache a life of it's own.
B) causing his mustache to develop a depressed, homicidal nature.
C)Melting his mustache off and starting a new one
D)Accidentally gluing himself to the floor, forgetting the anti-adhesive at home.
E) Taking a Death Knight's hair and creating a "Hair Knight" instead of a cure for baldness.
F) Has given his own hair a life of it's own for personal reasons. (It contains the common sense he lacks)
Side Note: Do not be alarmed should Frazz's hair and the gnome in question argue, the hair generally wins. Most often by slapping the hyperactive gnome with some sense.
Has developed a strange affection towards Gentyl D'Amond, for reasons uknown. (Speculative ideas: Her hair, her Holy Order, her known acceptance of Gnomes)
Personality:
He's lovable to a fault, and will always help his friends with a smile and perhaps a suspiciously smoking vial of some strange brew. Hugs are his way of saying hello, goodbye, and "Please by the Light, save me from the angry Draenei woman"
Threat Assessment: None. Save to himself.
Recommendation: Always decline if he asks you for "Ingredients"
Edited by Frazzbolt on 8/29/2011 12:17 PM PDT