Outlandish Fortune(A) wants your HEALING

(Edit: oh the pains of switching from needing DPS to healing. Let's see... what can I change...)
Hey, interested in raiding? Sure ya are. And I bet you like big groups, too. Because you're one of those touchy-feely empathy types who likes to kiss booboos and give hot cocoa. Or maybe you're a tough-love gruff veteran with a scowl and a fairly sterile soldering iron.

You know what? Either way, we're just happy to meet you. Well, no, we'd also like to be healed by you. That's really what we're after. First meet, then heal. Then beer.

For a freakin' long time, Outlandish Fortune has been wandering into dungeons and carving our names into anything we find. We keep a reasonable schedule, namely Tuesday, Thursday, and Monday from 5-9 server, and while we want people who know how to do well in their class, we also want people who like being witty and debonair. Or maybe sexy sometimes. Or just plain weird in a not-too-creepy way. Ok, maybe creepy too. We have a pretty wide set of tastes, to tell the truth.

If you do too, and if you like the idea of 25-person raiding with a fun group that loves to push progression but doesn't get really full of itself, then you owe it to yourself to come and check us out. We've cleared three heroics as of this updated post, and we are still hoping to clear more but we're up against summer. And yes, as soon as Firelands is out we'll be wiggling our private parts at the biggest hottest fire-covered spider-giant thing we can find, because... well, don't ask why. It's complicated.

Come join us! It's fun. Honest. If you come and don't have fun, I will give you a puppy. A live one. Covered in TWO TYPES of bacon.

Check us out at http://outlandish.guildlaunch.com or contact any guild member if you have a question - most will just act dumb and tell you to contact me, though, so if you dislike middle men, I guess you should do that. I should mention here that in particular we're looking for shaman or paladin healers, but we'll happily consider any healing class; we're also open to DPS applications and give extra points to anybody who references 80's television shows in their application.
Edited by Grae on 6/2/2011 7:27 PM PDT
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100 Draenei Shaman
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Just wondering what sort of DPS you are looking for. I am a very well geared enhance shaman with a desperate need to raid.
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85 Night Elf Hunter
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One of the best guild ads in awhile. And not just because of the multiple bacon references (drools slightly).

Free bump.

~Feral
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100 Worgen Druid
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We are looking for all flavors of DPS ... especially the kind that can assist with our recently implemented 'Make Things Dead' (other than us) program.
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You don't want my DPS...
Nobody wants my DPS... D:

/cry in a corner
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100 Human Mage
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Well, we like the alliance flavors of DPS, the horde types don't taste as good.

We like to run relatively thin on staff so that everyone gets to raid often, that said, we are a bit thinner than we'd like at this point. Pretty much any flavor of DPS can fit in, given ability and desire to 25 man raid on a regular basis.

If'n I had my wish, we'd be adding a hunter, rogue, dk, spriest, mage, warlock, hmmm, I suppose I should just stay with pretty much any class DPS. We're not lacking any type or heavily over populated in any either, simply having room for a couple regular, effective damage dealers.
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100 Draenei Shaman
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Well I sent Grae a in game mail, an should be on at some point during the day will try to get in touch with ya
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85 Worgen Mage
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i can deeps
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Bumpy...

Because everyone should go to baconfreak.com and join the bacon of the month club.

:-D
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85 Worgen Warlock
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http://www.baconfreak.com/ membership included.





** Not responsible for bacon related deaths **
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85 Worgen Warlock
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<bump>
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85 Draenei Shaman
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03/28/2011 09:54 AMPosted by Twistdlester
** Not responsible for bacon related deaths **


*Bacon clogging arteries*
nom, nom, nom

On other news, I want to share something with you:

The three little sentences that will get you through a raid.

Number 1: *Aggro* Did I do that?

Number 2: Oh, good idea, Grae! (wink,wink)

Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

(well,not really)

Anyway, we have a wizard ready and on stand-by to teleport us thru the multi-verse to a heroic alternate reality, where bosses hit harder and dragons for some reason wear pants.
We want your dps to make the journey with us.
Visit our website and wow us with your awesomeness!
Edited by Draktan on 3/31/2011 11:06 AM PDT
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*Bump*
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100 Worgen Rogue
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Nice add if i was really looking id aply lol and +1 for bacon
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85 Draenei Shaman
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Random quote is random, but full of wisdom:

"All civilization is just an effort to impress the opposite sex."

Recruitment is still open, visit our website for more details.

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Another good website for goofy gifts is www.perpetualkid.com. I like the USB powered heated gloves and the beer savers. They also have a ton of bacon related products as well :-)

Also...bumpy.
Edited by Krazytoast on 4/5/2011 6:52 PM PDT
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85 Draenei Shaman
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Bacon! More, more Bacon!

And add a very dead Chimaeron to the list of OF's deceased heroic bosses
Edited by Draktan on 5/17/2011 1:25 PM PDT
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90 Night Elf Druid
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Bumping for great justice and good people.
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90 Blood Elf Paladin
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A bump for good people. What's shaking CC?
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