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((What started as a random chat in Alliance OOC became the blueprint for Azeroth TV, your television station run by gnomes, goblins and the like, using technology that may or may not explode! If you have any show reccomendations or comments, throw them in the replies!))

AZEROTH TELEVISION CHANNEL GUIDE!
All your favorite shows and stars start here, new buyer of Gnomeland Security Television/Goblin Products Ltd. Television!

Channel One: LO Guild Ad (on 24/7). “A calming and friendly advertisement from your caring lord and master, Lord Imperon Showdah.”

Channel Two: Imposing Draenei (on 24/7). “This draenei tells you to go back to Channel One… now…”

Channel Three: The News/Debate/Politics
12:00 AM; The Twilight Council Political Forum.
1:00 AM: Old God Whisper News
3:00 AM: The Demon Hunter. “I see… absolutely nothing.”
7:00 AM: Good Morning Azeroth, starring Red Earth of Ishnu Por Ah, and Ehlina of Pillar of Honor.
8:00 AM: War-Weather Report, featuring Jolcasta “Weathers”
9:00 AM: Crossifre: The Hunter Debate, hosted by Hemet Nessignwary (Featuring one hunter story per show!)
9:30 AM: Warlock’s Wisdom News
10:00 AM: Paladin’s Pressing Matters News
10:30 AM: The Twilight Council Political Forum (They had the money).
11:30 AM: Wartime Update, with Corrospondents Varian Wrynn and Garrosh Hellscream, featuring Jolcasta "Weathers" with on the spot international reports!
12:00 PM: The Dailies Show, with Taelanas "Repgrind"!
1:00 PM: The Cobalt Report, starring the Mithril Order and Magni Bronzebeard.
2:00-6:00 PM: Azeroth Debate Night
7:00-11:59 PM: Sign off.

Channel Four: Entertainment/Cooking/Home
12:00 AM: “The Light and You”, starring Genevra Stoneheardt.
1:00 AM: BG Sports Recaps
3:00 AM: As the Worm Turns, starring Abominus
4:00 AM: Cooking with the Light, starring Gentyl
5:00 AM: Tricksy Miniatures, starring Sprocketeer the Gnome and Kazani the Goblin, in a technological counterpoint debate.
6:00 AM: Movie Night Lineup: Outland Wars, The Hunt for Faithe, and Return to the Deadmines.
9:30 AM: Outback with Hemet
10:00 AM: Da Doctas Morning Dose
11:00 AM: Guildies (Friends Ripoff)
11:30 AM: Glowergold (Sienfeld ripoff), starring the dwarf Glowergold!
12:00 PM: Lunch Hour, with the Feathers of Iron (war stories and booze. Lots of it…)
1:30 PM: Cleave-it; Saurfang’s Rant at what he should cleave this time for its failures in Azeroth.
2:00 PM: Achievement Wh0re (Achievement lovers show)
3:00 PM: Cartoons (Lil’ Abominus, The Exciting Adventures of Harrison Jones, Young Gods 90210, North Park *set in Dun Morogh*, The Odd Days of Randewey Strangeways).
6:00 PM: Anime (Light/Shadow Eternal, The Last Griefer, Troll2.0)
9:00 PM: BG Sports Hour, Starring Cyrus “Alliance Master” and Oskor “Horde Master” of the Arena.
10:00 PM: Dancing with the Stars, starring Golganneth as your host, showcasing the dancing talent of Azeroth.
11:00 PM: Rumors of Azeroth, a tabloid hour for various hot bits of gossip (Thrall and Jaina, the new Azshara, and of course Kael’thas and his Setback with marriage!)
11:05 PM: "Live, from the horrors of Outland, it's Shattrath Night!" (Shattrath Night Live) Including skits like "Just a Setback!" "Bonestorm!" "Never Prepared..." and "In the Mountains!"

((Gnome-O-Vision Inc. supports this idea, and is willing to provide technical consultation regarding the devices used in the production of the shows.

After all, we are the proud innovators of the Gnome-O-Vision Memory-type Automatical Recordation Device 2000-X. (see http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/2416202297 for further details)

Seriously, though, if you have plans on making any of this happen, please let me know. I am totally willing to help out. ))

Who.... who let Gentyl have a cooking show?!?!?! :P

"Is It Edible?", with your host Plainswander The Druid

** I laughed wildly, thanks for this**

Our ssshow will feature expertsss in the field of maggotry, taxidermy, violent make-oversss, and drunken trollsss, yesss.

"101 ways to use a frying pan. It's not just for cooking anymore!" Hosted by William Rinhold and other how do's with Gordon Tramsay(real npc at the Hot springs)

We need more druid love.

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"Welcome back to Azeroth TV Channel Three Wartime Update, I'm Varian Wrynn."
"AND I AM GARROSH HELLSCREAM!"
"We take you now live to Honor Hold in Hellfire Peninsula, with our local correspondent, Jol'Casta Markos. Jol'Casta, what news from the Burning Legion action at the Dark Portal?""
"Well, Varian, it seems that a small force of Wrath Masters broke through the lines of both the Horde and the Alliance, and made it to Azeroth, but the combined forces awaiting these Fel-spawn on our side of the Portal was able to thwart the attack. Danath Trollbane was available for comment, stating that..."

Click.

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-ADDITION! ADDITION!-

A new advertisement is now on display for the next seasons of Azeroth TV!

The Anytime, Anywhere ad, hosted by the AAMS, showing on channels 3 and 4!

(Or for the impatient, look here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew2KtXC8Kg8)

We hope you enjoy your continued service with Azeroth TV!

-ATV Management

Huh, very few nature selections. Maybe they would enjoy a show about th'wee frogs. Aye, frogs, and... "how t'craft wee flowerpots fer use with smaller totems what need t'be planted in th'ground."

Och, almost forgot! "How t'fly upside down without makin' it look like there is much effort required."