This is a PSA from Jghasta's Insurance: "If you bought insurance from
Jghasta's Insurance before the Cataclysm, I am sorry to inform you that we cannot cover you due to the "We had no clue a giant dragon would pop out of the ground and destroy everything policy, also known as WHNCAGDWPOOTGADEP."
"Hello, my name is Richard Richardson, and I work for Jghasta's Insurance. Are you comfortable with how your mounts, weapons, home, and family is covered? I'm sure you have a lot of questions but our staff is in short supply. Most of our employees left so now Mister Jghasta and I, Richard Richardson are the only ones doing the paper work. Well, I handle the paper work while Jghasta handles the field work."
Richard shuffles some papers, straightens them and sets them on the corner of his desk. "If you are a first time buyer of Jghasta's Insurance, I'll need you to fill out you an application.
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Application:
* = Optional.
Last Name:
First Name:
*Middle Name:
Alias (This is private information, only a Jghasta employee will see this.)
Gender:
Dependant(s):
Married:
Contacts:
*ASN (Alliance Serial Number, private to the public):
Due to a population crisis, we do not recommend you filling out your ASN as it could result confusion of transaction.
Insurance Wish List (IWL, this should list what you wish to have covered.):
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Application Example:
* = Optional.
Last Name: John
First Name: Doe
*Middle Name: None
Alias (This is private information, only a Jghasta employee will see this.) None
Gender: Male
Dependant(s): Four kids, (list ages, if you do not know the age of Race-to-Human comparison, please write down how close they would be in Human Years.)
Married: Wife(s)
Contacts: None
*ASN (Alliance Serial Number, private to the public): 12-3456-9-12
Insurance Wish List(IWL): Armor, Horse, and Weaponry. This includes some but not all of item(s) covered.
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"If you are married to more than one person, you are subject to being denied insurance.
If you are alliance and you seek to speak to me in person, you can contact me at the Blue Recluse in Stormwind. You may be able to contact Dawn Singer ("Dawnsinger", not an employee), or you can contact me via HearthstoneIC.
If you are wanting to collect your insurance please list what was damage, a witness statement, time and day, and how the items was damaged. Claiming insurance can be formated how you would like. Paragraph, bulleted, or essay form is recommended. If it is not legible and is clumped together, it will be thrown out immediately.
If you are apart of the Horde, I am sorry, but due to no Horde employees we cannot accept any applications for insurance from you at this time. I am sorry for any inconveniences.
If you have residence in Outland, you will not be able to be covered by Jghasta's Insurance. If you are claiming insurance, if the item(s) were damaged in Outland, we will not cover you due to our Portal Traveling Code (PTC.)
I will answer any questions I am able to, and I will try and keep up with applications and complaints. Thank you for buying Jghasta's Insurance, and have a wonderful, covered life."
Jghasta's Insurance before the Cataclysm, I am sorry to inform you that we cannot cover you due to the "We had no clue a giant dragon would pop out of the ground and destroy everything policy, also known as WHNCAGDWPOOTGADEP."
"Hello, my name is Richard Richardson, and I work for Jghasta's Insurance. Are you comfortable with how your mounts, weapons, home, and family is covered? I'm sure you have a lot of questions but our staff is in short supply. Most of our employees left so now Mister Jghasta and I, Richard Richardson are the only ones doing the paper work. Well, I handle the paper work while Jghasta handles the field work."
Richard shuffles some papers, straightens them and sets them on the corner of his desk. "If you are a first time buyer of Jghasta's Insurance, I'll need you to fill out you an application.
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Application:
* = Optional.
Last Name:
First Name:
*Middle Name:
Alias (This is private information, only a Jghasta employee will see this.)
Gender:
Dependant(s):
Married:
Contacts:
*ASN (Alliance Serial Number, private to the public):
Due to a population crisis, we do not recommend you filling out your ASN as it could result confusion of transaction.
Insurance Wish List (IWL, this should list what you wish to have covered.):
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Application Example:
* = Optional.
Last Name: John
First Name: Doe
*Middle Name: None
Alias (This is private information, only a Jghasta employee will see this.) None
Gender: Male
Dependant(s): Four kids, (list ages, if you do not know the age of Race-to-Human comparison, please write down how close they would be in Human Years.)
Married: Wife(s)
Contacts: None
*ASN (Alliance Serial Number, private to the public): 12-3456-9-12
Insurance Wish List(IWL): Armor, Horse, and Weaponry. This includes some but not all of item(s) covered.
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"If you are married to more than one person, you are subject to being denied insurance.
If you are alliance and you seek to speak to me in person, you can contact me at the Blue Recluse in Stormwind. You may be able to contact Dawn Singer ("Dawnsinger", not an employee), or you can contact me via HearthstoneIC.
If you are wanting to collect your insurance please list what was damage, a witness statement, time and day, and how the items was damaged. Claiming insurance can be formated how you would like. Paragraph, bulleted, or essay form is recommended. If it is not legible and is clumped together, it will be thrown out immediately.
If you are apart of the Horde, I am sorry, but due to no Horde employees we cannot accept any applications for insurance from you at this time. I am sorry for any inconveniences.
If you have residence in Outland, you will not be able to be covered by Jghasta's Insurance. If you are claiming insurance, if the item(s) were damaged in Outland, we will not cover you due to our Portal Traveling Code (PTC.)
I will answer any questions I am able to, and I will try and keep up with applications and complaints. Thank you for buying Jghasta's Insurance, and have a wonderful, covered life."
Edited by Jghasta on 6/16/2011 9:14 PM PDT
