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A full clear of all 3 T11 raids. does not need to be all at once.

Nighttime (late, say, after nine server).

Anything available

Pardon my terseness, wrote that on my phone, so brevity won out over manners.

That being said, I'm looking to take a tour of the previous raid tier, or at least one part of it, hopefully before reset. Late nights are really the only time I can raid, so, if there's something in the offing before tuesday, I'd love to come along.

I listen well, don't eat much, and promise not to poop anywhere people are stepping.

I wish I could help you Plains, just because you're such a good guy and not a bad date.

Isn't there some kind of rule about dating the main course? *grin* Just kidding.

*gasp* Plainswander was awesome aside from that comment about my hat.

Pardon my terseness, wrote that on my phone, so brevity won out over manners.

That being said, I'm looking to take a tour of the previous raid tier, or at least one part of it, hopefully before reset. Late nights are really the only time I can raid, so, if there's something in the offing before tuesday, I'd love to come along.

I listen well, don't eat much, and promise not to poop anywhere people are stepping.

I strongly recommend Plainswander as a valuable asset for any raid. He is witty, and enjoyable.

I also recommend, however, that you dispose of any eggs he might give you quickly. Don't dip them in Moonwell water, don't heat them, and whatever you do, irregardless of what you have to do to avoid it, don't eat the eggs. I can't stress this enough. It is far better to die of starvation than to eat one of these eggs.

I thought the eggs hatched into little Plainswander hatchlings.

NOW JEST ONE COTTON PICKIN MINUTE HERE Y'ALL!

I feel it best I be clearin a few things up here, afore this here simple request fer the killin of stuff gits any further outta hand.

1) I ain't never dated Gentyl. Not once, not never. No how. T'aint on account her not being a lovely lady an' all, but as we all knows, mah tastes don' run in that direction. She's jest too blamed TALL. Killed her once or twice, reckon so, but dated? Nuh uh.

2) I AIN'T EDIBLE. Anyone who tries an' ain't a gnome is gonna get a moonfire straight up the kazooties, I tell you wut! Gnomes kin nibble all they like. Especially if they's cute little gnomesses. Y'all know where ta find me. Ayup.

3) As long as you keep them away from any sources of potential energy, mah eggs is PERFECTLY safe. Just, y'know, no sharp shocks, loud noises, shaking (gentle or rough), water, light, extended darkness, wind, altitude, heat, extreme cold, or feathery butts. Real easy. An' they's perfekly edible. In fact, they makes the best Mushroom Omelettes y'all ever done had. Jest ask anyone. Except Durkas. Or Tidestalker. Or Abominus. Or... Or... well.. best ye jest come ta me an' git one yaself. I gotta go to zangarmarsh an' stock up on Zangar Caps anyway. Been doin' a lot of "meditatin" lately.... IF ya knows wut ah mean.

4) They ain't just little "Plainswander Hatchlings", they got NAMES ya know.

Excuse me? I have pictures of you and me at the Armistice Ball where you invited me to be your date. I wore a red dress and a red hat and you had the translator ask me if I was trying to hide my face.

I don't got no recollection of such an event ma'am. With respec' an all, but y'all mus be mistaken. It're common knowledge, I'm stricly a gnome lovin kinda fella.

I'm sure I'd remember if'n ah done dated someone of yer eminence..... y'all sure it were me?

((OOC: seriously? man, that's what playing this game for years does to you, I do not remember this at all...show me show me!))

((Yes, it was the first Armistice Ball and I think you invited me just to encourage Alliance people to attend. It was more of a political "date" than anything romantic. As you say, Plains isn't interested in someone like Gen.

I just went to pull up the album on our forums and the member who videoed it has taken it down. We have a link, but it doesn't work. I'll see if someone else has screenshots. I know I do, but they are on a hard drive from a crashed comp. I'll see if my son can get them off for me.))

((Btw I archived your story, Heart Attacks in our archive section.))