World of Warcraft®

See my hat?

Yeah, that hat, the one on my head that you can't see, because I never show it.

it's HORRIBLE.

I hate my hat. My hat is a constant source of shame and inadequacy.

I can't ask any gnome girls out because my of friggin hat.

have you ever tried to ask a cute little gnomess out on a date? if you're not wearing the fanciest hat you can get, she won't even give you the time of day.

Stupid hat. Little minxy gnomegirls and their Big Hat Needs.

So, see, I need help. Desperately. I need a new hat. it doesn't have to be the BEST hat, just a good hat. Something to cover my shame. Or at least make me less of a laughing stock.

Something out of Bastion, or the Descent, or even that place where all those irritable gasbags live.

Because if I can get a new hat, I can get a date with a little gnomegirl. And if I can get a date with a cute gnome chick, then I'll be a lot less "anxious" and "moody"... if you know what I mean.

And I think you do.

SO, help a fellow out.

I'm available to raid most nights starting at around nine server. Yes, I'm a nightowl. The nights I cannot raid are wednesdays (guild runs into that place that is RED RED RED RED RED JEBUS WHY SO MUCH FRIGGIN RED THIS PLACE SUUUUCKS), and thursdays (when my mind wnaders to somewhere and plays tabletop things with meatspace types...). I take orders well, come with my own drinks, and will freak you right the eff out with my singing sunflower and bag of silly tricks.

Oh yeah, I also blow things up reasonably well too. I'm not the best, but I don't suck by a long shot.

Kindest Regards
Plainswander the Desperate
(no really, I really really really need a new hat...and a date.)

/e waves and smiles at the Tauren in the funny hat.

Plains is an upstanding citizen of CC, and while I have never actually raided with the big guy, I have had some rather interesting RP moments with him. If he raids nearly half as good as he RPs, I suggest to anyone pick him up and bring him along.

Some people might say that RPers can't raid. Well, in addition to needing that new hat, I am sure Ol' Plainsy here is more will willing to attempt to dispell that belief.

C'mon CC, give the bull a chance!

Aw, Plainsy. Don't worry. I do believe we will be heading back to T11 because we do need people just a bit more geared up. AND I know that I want to make sure people get to actually see the fights. The problem is the luck of the draw aspect of it all. Everytime we've killed Nef and Cho'gall so far, he's dropped Pally, Priest, Warlock tokens. If it weren't for the fact that we actually have priests now, I'd be thinking it ironic Murphy's Law. You know what IPA's groups are well known of being comprised of classwise, haha.